60http://randysblog.comWed, 23 May 2012 06:20:12 GMTWed, 23 May 2012 06:20:12 GMTencar_part@swbell.netnohttp://randysblog.com/2010/06/18/this-just-in.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)This week Miley Cyrus announced that she is "not trying to be slutty". Explaining later that her sluttyness is simply a by-product of her inbreeding. "Daddy says our kids won't be slutty either", she added. ...http://randysblog.com/2010/06/18/this-just-in.aspx#Comments99e92a52-d4a2-4f3d-b0db-f4b18eb51b8cFri, 18 Jun 2010 13:52:18 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2010/03/25/maybe-dream-girl-has-a-point.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Here is a comment I posted on a friends blog. I had earlier commented that when we go to the Kansas/Styx/Foreigner concert I will probably spend 70% of my time in the bathroom. He suggested I get a catheter.   I'll try to find a "truck drivers friend" or what ever that was that Burt ... not Ernie's friend... not Convy... the other one... Reynolds used when he went to get enlightenment during like some kind of est gathering in that movie... hell I can't remember the name of the movie and it might not have even ...http://randysblog.com/2010/03/25/maybe-dream-girl-has-a-point.aspx#Commentsaf7dc389-1638-435d-8dfa-734835046433Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:11:34 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2010/03/19/the-big-news.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)    Gotcha Phil You were worried... I know you were... Nothing to see here... people.... Nothing to see here.... Move along...   sorry for this interruption ...http://randysblog.com/2010/03/19/the-big-news.aspx#Commentsb017e9f8-6421-4a72-a2ba-957b721d0b96Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:42:44 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2010/03/14/i-guess-we-won-the-battle-with-fatehellip.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I have been scanning thousands of photos that my parents had accumulated since the 50’s. It is a daunting task but one that every family should address, preserving all those memories in digital form for all of history to share. But there are trade offs. The scanning is tiresome, repetitive work but at the same time you get to revisit old memories, learn things you never knew about your family and most of all you are able to see the twist and turns of life's highways or as some define it, fate. After seeing these ...http://randysblog.com/2010/03/14/i-guess-we-won-the-battle-with-fatehellip.aspx#Comments022fce57-b9bc-4f7c-9a96-e3efcd527fb1Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:08:49 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2010/03/05/the-cowbell-really-does-make-the-band.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)(Photo stolen from bobandtom.com because I have never been close enough to a female mummy cowbeller to get a picture of my own...) This is Tiffany playing the cowbell during a recent on-air concert by Here Come The Mummies on the Bob and Tom Show. Below is a video clip of them doing "Attack Of The Weiner Man" but sadly Tiffany is not on the cowbell.... There should be a Cowbeller's Union or something...   A Cowbell player in every band! ...http://randysblog.com/2010/03/05/the-cowbell-really-does-make-the-band.aspx#Commentsd76f0a3d-e4eb-4155-bb83-ca617c050118Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:29:41 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2010/02/09/its-a-dogs-life.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)We really should get Lola a bigger bed.  Oh... Wait she's just chillin' here half in the dog bed while Dream Girl stalks people on the Internet, waiting for the opportunity to stake her claim to the middle of the people bed. ...http://randysblog.com/2010/02/09/its-a-dogs-life.aspx#Commentsd46bd8ad-982e-4476-b63f-1ee34e199766Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:59:03 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2010/01/26/whats-for-lunch.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)We eat at a few buffets at lunch time. I never know what I will choose from the cornucopia of offerings at the local Chinese, Thai, Korean or American home style buffets. Regardless of  where we decide to masticate I know without question what I will not be eating. I do not eat ANYTHING that has or had tentacles. I don't even want to eat anything from the general area where tentacled creatures are served, so today I couldn't even have beef fried rice or wantons because they were beside these suckers. ...FoodLunchhttp://randysblog.com/2010/01/26/whats-for-lunch.aspx#Comments6e728284-bf05-4293-b1b0-c89c78fa3de3Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:42:32 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/24/the-great-blizzard-of-aught-nine.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I took these on Christmas Eve 2009 between 11:00am and 1:00pm When it snows in Lawton it looks like a battle zone… so many people that haven’t ever seen snow much less driven in it…  The wind was about 30mph with gusts to 60mph ice then snow. Recipe for disaster. You would think that a comet was headed for earth the way these people take to the street for no good reason at all. Must get to Wally World it is open after all…. I was only out in it because we ...Weather and ClimateLawtonhttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/24/the-great-blizzard-of-aught-nine.aspx#Comments98aa7494-4920-4084-9638-02725fb24de9Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:19:44 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/23/the-camel-toes-are-here-the-camel-toes-are-here.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I stopped by Polar Donuts in Oklahoma City yesterday to pick up my special ordered Camel Toe Donuts. For those of you in the Metro the address is: Polar Donuts 1111 North Meridian Avenue Oklahoma City, OK 73107-5772 The counter girl was boxing them up as I walked in. I took them straight to the truck and opened them up so I could get a good look at the Unicorn of the pastry world. They were still warm and glistening with sweetness. That is when ...Foodhttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/23/the-camel-toes-are-here-the-camel-toes-are-here.aspx#Commentse4b06fa5-ce73-4cfd-adfc-6f22e2a21a81Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:42:23 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/17/its-pear-pie-time-again.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I made a couple of these after work last night. Recipe to follow... ...Foodhttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/17/its-pear-pie-time-again.aspx#Comments71ef9c26-15d3-4ecf-9192-545b68b0451dThu, 17 Dec 2009 14:35:39 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/09/next-best-thing-to-a-nooner.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)  Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich with fries.... Tender, thinly sliced steak, cheese, pickles, mild jalapeno peppers and a light marinara sauce. If you can't have sex for lunch this would be the next best thing.     Hoffman Bar And Grill 201 Northwest Arlington Avenue Lawton, OK 73507-7030 (580) 248-3502 ...FoodLawtonhttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/09/next-best-thing-to-a-nooner.aspx#Commentsad43329f-4df8-4c5d-9a4f-3f69c68e0183Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:56:19 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/12/03/camel-toes-.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Is this a great country or what? I just got off the phone with my donut dealer in Oklahoma City and I ordered a dozen Camel Toes for pickup when I'm in the city on the 22nd. Our conversation: Dealer -  How can I help you? Me - A while back I stopped in and picked up some camel toes. Do you still have them. Dealer - I make them to order now. How many would you like? Me -  Umm (like I can ask him to make just one...) How about a dozen. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/12/03/camel-toes-.aspx#Comments1c30115b-98a5-4a5c-9e34-0ee71a1f5f2fThu, 03 Dec 2009 17:37:41 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/27/what-were-we-thinking-it-had-to-be-the-drugs.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I give the music of the 80's, 90's and on a hard time but I must admit we did go wrong in the 70's occasionally. What were we thinking when we elevated these songs to "Hit" status? I am so ashamed. Don't get me wrong, the 70's still has the best music by far but I must admit that it wasn't all great. Funny thing is I knew most of the words to these songs and was tapping my foot as they played today. I couldn't help myself. Ashamed, ashamed I say. I even danced to ...Musichttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/27/what-were-we-thinking-it-had-to-be-the-drugs.aspx#Comments4c5c4ac8-63b2-4da4-b2c6-46b98689a585Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:41:57 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/25/good-lunch-at-lotus-restaurant.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Start it all off with a little Thai Iced Tea Then whet your appetite with a Shrimp Spring Roll   Then have Larb with Chicken, cilantro, onion, scallion, rice power, lime juice and licorice mint served with lettus and peanuts. Or maybe Vermicelli Noodle with chicken, vermicelli noodle, shredded lettuce, cilantro, and carrot with sauce.   Lotus Restaurant Thai, Vietnamese and Cambodian 303 S Sheridan Road Lawton, Ok 73505 (580) 354-9008 Monday - Saturday 11am ...FoodLawtonhttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/25/good-lunch-at-lotus-restaurant.aspx#Commentsc67c8008-bc64-4398-9952-1999eb572d00Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:03:03 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/25/boobs-camel-toes-and-toothbrushes.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)My entire life I have had perfect health and eyesight. Well, in one eye anyway. Then I got old and stuff started breaking and falling off. Just like an old used car. One day you hop in and tool around town with cold A/C and a crisp clear stereo. The next day you get in and the headliner falls down and covers your face and you have to pin it back up with the toothpicks you have collected from Wayne's Drive Inn. One headlight burns out and the other points strangely to the right and the radio tuner ...http://randysblog.com/2009/11/25/boobs-camel-toes-and-toothbrushes.aspx#Comments2fb34368-9d0a-45a9-9dec-7c9229f02553Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:05:35 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/15/happy-birthday-andy.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)If Andy is 30 then I’m really 50… crap   Ahhhhh… Ice Cream cake. A diabetics dream. Tanya bought Andy the coolest candle. I think it may have caught Andy by surprise. No need to dial 911, Andy was able to extinguish the flames. I think Cooper liked the cake. If you look close you will the see a bruise on his forehead …like father, like son ...http://randysblog.com/2009/11/15/happy-birthday-andy.aspx#Commentsd0b8e338-9a6f-4cae-aa9c-8d99268aa92cSun, 15 Nov 2009 21:43:13 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/09/probably-not-what-matthew-had-in-mind.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)  Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find Well.... This link is where I asked And low and behold, look what Taylor Swift was doing on Saturday Night Live this weekend.     I'm probably going to hell for using Divine intervention so selfishly... my bad. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/11/09/probably-not-what-matthew-had-in-mind.aspx#Commentsacac47cd-11b1-49dd-9e84-a067a953880dMon, 09 Nov 2009 14:25:01 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/11/02/another-halloween-come-and-gone.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Brother Phil's boys: Wolfman Nick and Captain Cooper America ...http://randysblog.com/2009/11/02/another-halloween-come-and-gone.aspx#Commentsb3c1bc31-4230-436c-ade9-9c73d8cdb7d6Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:43:37 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/10/20/in-the-interest-of-fairness-now-i-must-admithellip.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)The University Of Oklahoma, The Pride Of Oklahoma, The Crimson And Cream Machine, beat themselves quite badly last weekend with a little (and I stress the word LITTLE) help from the female reproductive system also known as The University Of Texas. I actually think if Texas had just sat at midfield and ovulated the outcome would have been the same. Except, Bradford’s shoulder would not have been squished by a large uterus. My God…  How poorly will they play in the next few games when they won’t be looking across the line at fallopian tubes? Texas got ...http://randysblog.com/2009/10/20/in-the-interest-of-fairness-now-i-must-admithellip.aspx#Comments2c95407a-6f9f-4755-9697-3283f3fa95d5Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:22:28 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/10/15/did-you-ever-notice.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)This post was shamefully stolen from "The Lost Ogle" . It was so good I couldn't help myself.   When Texas was searching for a "Logo" they settled for this:     Which looks remarkably like this:       Coincidence...??? I think not. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/10/15/did-you-ever-notice.aspx#Comments3fdcebce-654f-4d68-b2b5-67a3c8c5343cThu, 15 Oct 2009 13:54:36 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/27/shersquos-gonna-be-big-someday.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Maren Morris, remember that name. She and her band played at the 30th annual International Festival here in Lawton on Saturday night. Even with some issues concerning the sound system you can tell this girl is one to watch. She isn’t one to put on “airs”. She did her entire hour and a half set in flip flops and shorts. But if you happen on to her playing at a local club or event you won’t even pay much attention to what she is wearing. You will be focusing all your attention on her vocal ...MusicLawtonhttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/27/shersquos-gonna-be-big-someday.aspx#Commentsfa1ef9ba-e272-4006-bbcd-19dfd82603dcMon, 28 Sep 2009 00:54:45 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/17/i-want-to-be-that-guy.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Which guy? Well, the guy that sprays black paint on Shakira so it looks like she is wearing clothes. How else do those pants stay up in the back? Has to be paint... gotta be. It reminds me of Playboy Femlin that was in most issues of Playboy years ago when I would sneak a peek at the magazine stand at Gilbert Woods Pharmacy in Cache Road Square. my, my, my... After ...http://randysblog.com/2009/09/17/i-want-to-be-that-guy.aspx#Comments300d2d20-6f9f-4727-a0ac-6eb7933a08d9Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:29:32 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/14/karma-mixed-with-gravity-is-a-dangerous-thing.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Let's set the scene. Kanye West: 32 year old man Taylor Swift:  19 year old girl Location: MTV Video Awards Miss Swift wins Best Female Video and is making her acceptance speech and thanking friends and family. Kanye West struts up and pulls the microphone from her hands and begins complaining that Beyonce who was also nominated for that award has the best video of all times indicating I suppose that Tayor should not have won. For that Kanye should receive the "Punk Ass Bitch" award. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/09/14/karma-mixed-with-gravity-is-a-dangerous-thing.aspx#Commentsab93bdab-42ee-456a-856f-569c70062553Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:29:07 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/08/the-little-punks-new-partner-in-crime.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2009/09/08/the-little-punks-new-partner-in-crime.aspx#Commentse8721cbd-bc67-45fe-b1d4-03b6c69a8fe1Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:27:12 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/08/im-so-sweet.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Went to see the little Punk on Monday. He is so sweet.... but if you tell him so he strikes a pose just like his mom did/does. Except instead of just smiling real big he leans his head over on one shoulder, sucks his lower lip in and puts on the Doe eyes. Sweet little punk. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/09/08/im-so-sweet.aspx#Comments6fddbf05-6c2e-41fa-a1d0-7a748c7c4d7cMon, 21 Sep 2009 22:26:40 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/14/patrick-swayze-august-18-1952--september-14-2009.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)RIP For Dream Girl ...http://randysblog.com/2009/09/14/patrick-swayze-august-18-1952--september-14-2009.aspx#Comments73f01e67-6764-427a-bb06-4a8fca2bc95bSun, 20 Sep 2009 12:53:12 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/06/saturday-was-all-about-blues-boulders-and-bulls.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Dream Girl and I actually found a parking space at the “Mayor’s Blues Ball” in Medicine Park to start the Labor Day weekend off right. Shortly after our arrival though we noted that in the future we need to bring chairs. So we loaded up for a trip through the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge. (Note to Keith… Dream Girl says to let her know the next time you guys have a gig where there are chairs and climate control because the band sounded great and we really want to hear an entire gig. It was great fun.) View Full ...http://randysblog.com/2009/09/06/saturday-was-all-about-blues-boulders-and-bulls.aspx#Comments2184bb18-b474-471e-a248-52cb9e47d9ffSun, 06 Sep 2009 15:27:36 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/09/02/i-have-become-that-guy.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)You know the one... the old guy in front of you at the supermarket with three inch hairs growing out of the inside of his ears. I'm currently keeping my ears trimmed and tweezed but I know the day is coming (soon) when I simply say screw it. I'm sleeping more in a chair than I am in a bed. I'm thinking about hanging out at one of the local VFW clubs, and I'm not even a veteran. I saw a picture of an old high school friend on the Internet the other day and I ...http://randysblog.com/2009/09/02/i-have-become-that-guy.aspx#Commentsc749c071-80fe-47a6-b781-57e1e151c04bWed, 02 Sep 2009 21:53:19 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/26/good-hazy-morning-oklahoma.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/26/good-hazy-morning-oklahoma.aspx#Comments66506fc0-7d5f-4e04-b24b-d59e6decc477Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:06:48 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/24/local-boxer-grady-brewer-takes-world-title.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Just in case Albert “THE PUNISHER” Onolunose wakes up today or tomorrow and wonders where the rest of the weekend went... Here's a hint... Grady Brewer, family and friends were celebrating and Albert's manager was at the embroidery shop having the back of his robe and trunk waistband changed to read "THE PUNISHED". After having his original opponent, Anthony "The Messenger" Thompson (now known as Anthony "Just Leave A Message And I Might Get Back To You" Thompson) retire rather than enter the ring, Grady put his months of training to use by ending ...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/24/local-boxer-grady-brewer-takes-world-title.aspx#Commentsaf135c78-c493-4eb7-bcfa-1bbebb2aa8f1Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:00:21 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/17/no-more-really-good-colby-cheese-or-the-cool-hats-for-me.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I LOVE cheese. I live for Amish Country Colby Cheese. It is the perfect texture, not too dry and crumbly nor too sticky. It has a wonderful full flavor the really enhances the taste of the foods you pare it with. I once had a mental picture of the Amish milkmaids that toiled in the dairies to produce the milk for my beloved cheese. Not so much this picture: More this picture: A milkmaid with stripper shoes, how great is that? Alas that was not ...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/17/no-more-really-good-colby-cheese-or-the-cool-hats-for-me.aspx#Comments217cdfab-9016-4e77-ae7d-6e77a1f02430Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:49:42 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/16/happy-first-birthday-jaxon.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/16/happy-first-birthday-jaxon.aspx#Comments39bbb4ed-c6ad-4c5c-8310-c54af678287bSun, 16 Aug 2009 13:01:24 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/13/guitar-legendinventor-les-paul-dies-at-age-94.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Photo shamelessly "borrowed" from "From The Vault"       AP Story On Google Guitar legend-inventor Les Paul dies at age 94 By LUKE SHERIDAN (AP) – 1 hour ago WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Les Paul, who invented the solid-body electric guitar later wielded by a legion of rock 'n' roll greats, died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 94. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/13/guitar-legendinventor-les-paul-dies-at-age-94.aspx#Comments76af0f3e-4ce0-42ce-86e8-218e5711cc53Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:08:22 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/13/its-back-to-school-time-watch-those-school-zones.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Brother Phil's boys. "I have a plan."   "Do we get to blow something up?" If you held a casting call for two boys that just simply look like they are planning something nefarious, these to would get a call back for sure... ...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/13/its-back-to-school-time-watch-those-school-zones.aspx#Commentsd2da7242-b032-4c6e-acb3-4d003b3b9f0dThu, 13 Aug 2009 15:02:55 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/07/is-this-the-life-or-what.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I can't tell you how happy this picture makes me. Or why for that matter. No, really... I can't. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/07/is-this-the-life-or-what.aspx#Comments4e702732-4028-4dfc-9185-9b0285a7ec4bFri, 07 Aug 2009 14:00:13 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/06/good-morning-oklahoma-august-6th-2009.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2009/08/06/good-morning-oklahoma-august-6th-2009.aspx#Commentsdf44a423-6424-42c6-be07-b71097fe29c9Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:19:51 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/05/yesterday-was-interesting-i-think.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)The interestingness started off early in the day as I drove through a north side neighborhood intent on delivering a friends lawnmower, I heard the auditory battle of emergency sirens as police, fire rescue and ambulances rushed to a 911 call at a local motel on Cache road. Luckily for most of the patrons of the motel it was not a call that was predicated by violence. Unluckily for one lodger that had been staying in the Motel it was determined that the commotion surrounded the discovery of a body in one of the rooms. Preliminary reports were pointing to ...LawtonFirehttp://randysblog.com/2009/08/05/yesterday-was-interesting-i-think.aspx#Comments1e164448-f9ac-40b5-af88-929b46c65303Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:53:19 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/07/31/what-im-being-punked-by-everyone.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)If I haven't admitted it before, I will now. I turned 50 last week. Yeah.. Yeah, I know hard to believe with my boyish good looks and thick flowing coiffure. On a side note... I actually had a fro (Afro) not once but twice in my life. The first time I let the  preachers wife talk me into letting her perm my hair when it was about shoulder length... mid seventies. Thanks, Nancy.  When it was fresh I looked allot like that redheaded dude on Room 222, David Jolliffe. Who by the way plays ...http://randysblog.com/2009/07/31/what-im-being-punked-by-everyone.aspx#Commentsea9307fe-0411-48c5-8b97-a251653bfd5bFri, 31 Jul 2009 15:28:39 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/07/24/happy-anniversary-dream-girl.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Remember driving to Wichita Falls 16 years ago when we stopped at that little park with the suspended bridge? You wanted to cross over but I hesitated and you reached out your hand and offered me your support in my time of waning trust in the competency of the builders of the bridge. All I can say is thanks for that first demonstration of your willingness to offer me help. I guess I should also say sorry for making you go first and then when you safely made it ...http://randysblog.com/2009/07/24/happy-anniversary-dream-girl.aspx#Commentsceea3140-bc8c-47cf-86e7-4ecdced2cc30Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:22:52 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/07/08/evidently-size-and-juiciness-does-matter.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)If you're "long in the tooth" like I am, and still have a grasp on your long term memory, (I remember "the day" very well, it's yesterday that I have trouble with.) you remember all the controversy about an Aerosmith song called "Big Ten Inch Record". The uproar from the "old people" was over a couple lines in the song that were somewhat suggestive: "but I really get her going when I whip out my big 10 inch" But when you put in the actual context of lyrics it becomes, "but I really get her going ...http://randysblog.com/2009/07/08/evidently-size-and-juiciness-does-matter.aspx#Commentsc414db44-b96c-4070-a37d-584151ca1fe7Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:51:24 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/07/02/i-wonder-if-he-was-burying-his-nuts-in-her-cleavage.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)  Dateline - WARREN, OH Police interviewing a woman about a murder suspect got quite a surprise when a squirrel popped out of her cleavage. The woman, who was wearing a tank top, gently pushed him back in and continued the 10 minute interview. "No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room, said Det. Wayne Mackey of the Warren Police Department. "I just kept right on talking to her, listening to her. I really didn't acknowledge at all. I really didn't know what to say."   To ...http://randysblog.com/2009/07/02/i-wonder-if-he-was-burying-his-nuts-in-her-cleavage.aspx#Comments6ae92843-3f85-42e3-8d5a-a1a4dd906d11Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:45:18 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/29/lawtons-first-annual-poochez-palooza.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)            ...http://randysblog.com/2009/06/29/lawtons-first-annual-poochez-palooza.aspx#Comments21c63a32-c9e4-4531-86bf-b7a37721b141Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:46:32 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/29/monday-music-memory-1977.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)  Bread "Lost Without Your Love " Lost and all alone I always thought that I could make it on my own Since you left I hardly make it through the day My tears get in the way And I need you back to stay I wander through the night And search the world to find The words to make it right ...Musichttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/29/monday-music-memory-1977.aspx#Comments1aa70ac7-2269-4444-ae71-26a2ad630865Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:48:43 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/26/rip-jill.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)   Yes, I had it hanging on my bedroom wall in the day..... ...http://randysblog.com/2009/06/26/rip-jill.aspx#Commentsa46fd96b-7376-4da2-819e-e36eb2b62205Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:50:25 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/24/oklahoma-city.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I had an appointment yesterday in OKC and decided that I would go early and take some pictures at the Oklahoma City National Memorial to replace the ones lost in the great hard drive crash of 2009. I wanted to be there for sunrise but was late. No matter, no clouds so sunrise was a little boring. I do love that low angle morning light though. So I walked around the Memorial and then around downtown for three hours, got some exercise and some nice photos (I like them anyway....) I was just walking through the Memorial looking ...http://randysblog.com/2009/06/24/oklahoma-city.aspx#Commentsc72f9bd3-6492-428b-a611-7ecd0077757dWed, 24 Jun 2009 13:46:15 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/22/more-shots-taken-during-tombstone-tour-ii.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)        ...http://randysblog.com/2009/06/22/more-shots-taken-during-tombstone-tour-ii.aspx#Commentsd643a4c5-53e4-40b0-8e2d-cddd615e3486Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:55:04 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/22/monday-music-memories-1977.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Heart "Barracuda" (A.Wilson/N.Wilson/R.Fisher) So this ain't the end - I saw you again today I had to turn my heart away Smiled like the sun - Kisses for real And tales - it never fails! You lying so low in the weeds I bet you gonna ambush me You'd have me down down down down on my knees Now wouldn't you, barracuda? ...Musichttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/22/monday-music-memories-1977.aspx#Comments450d4147-cc85-4690-ae77-dd79a980ccdbMon, 22 Jun 2009 19:30:12 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/20/oklahoma-really-is-a-great-place.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Saturday, June 20th 2009 Outside of Altus, Oklahoma ...http://randysblog.com/2009/06/20/oklahoma-really-is-a-great-place.aspx#Comments81d6be0b-d668-40ab-be2f-8c6a58dcf84cSat, 20 Jun 2009 23:39:58 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/17/message-from-reggie.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)DG took a message for me today while I was out snapping some photos. I came back and she handed me this message Reggie aba√t Jetta XX1-233ð You think I am kidding... here is the message (I blurred the first two numbers on the off chance that you could translate this message and call Reggie. Why you would do that is beyond me but DG said I should hide his identity. I thought she had done a really good job of that already.) Now ...http://randysblog.com/2009/06/17/message-from-reggie.aspx#Comments78ad3734-ca13-4ab4-84d9-abda6fee48d2Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:47:36 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/08/monday-music-memory.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Foreigner "Feels Like The First Time" (M. Jones) I would climb any mountain Sail across a stormy sea If that's what it takes me baby To show you how much you mean to me And I guess its just the woman in you That brings out the man in me I know I can't help myself Youre all in the world to me It feels ...Musichttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/08/monday-music-memory.aspx#Comments5bcf732f-01ba-417a-975b-7f2d6daf40f5Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:48:13 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/08/monday-music-memory-1977.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)(T. Nugent) Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they're comin' for me And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good I hope they're doin' it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Well the first time that I got it ...Musichttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/08/monday-music-memory-1977.aspx#Comments6e70b740-df91-4132-bde8-2033d1b42fdeMon, 08 Jun 2009 19:47:26 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/08/who-am-i-and-what-have-i-done-with-the-real-me.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Today DG and I went to the Big Chef for lunch. I ordered the Tuna Salad, half a tomato and half a boiled egg. I think it's the first time I have had tuna salad without it being wrapped in bacon and stuffed into a hollowed out ham. I'm kidding I have never had bacon/tuna stuffed ham. Although... I must admit that now that I have thought about it, I might try to make it someday. I just won't try to serve it with my now famous Bud Light Lime Mayonnaise. I searched the Net and ...Foodhttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/08/who-am-i-and-what-have-i-done-with-the-real-me.aspx#Comments2b89701f-b4c8-472b-9ffc-46fe797f4a20Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:13:26 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/01/monday-music-memory-1977.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Fleetwood Mac "Dreams" Written by Stevie Nicks. Now here you go again You say you want your freedom Well who am I to keep you down Its only right that you should Play the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound Of your loneliness Like a heartbeat.. drives you mad In the stillness of remembering what you had And what you ...Musichttp://randysblog.com/2009/06/01/monday-music-memory-1977.aspx#Commentscbb45b26-8403-45f6-8a1a-979f122a8cadMon, 01 Jun 2009 18:33:44 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/26/fyi.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)If you're going to surprise your better half with a gourmet lunch, let me give you a little insight.... When you decide to make egg salad sandwiches with homemade Mayo, very thinly sliced Vidalia onion and lettuce served on wheat toast, you need to make sure you have all the ingredients, not just the eggs. Got set to whip it up (that's what.... never mind) and started making the Mayo... egg yokes... check white pepper... check salt... check extra virgin olive oil... check three table spoons lemon juice... CRAP ...http://randysblog.com/2009/05/26/fyi.aspx#Comments6d0fc1eb-1f65-467f-a257-8cea295043f3Tue, 26 May 2009 22:21:16 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/22/sadly-lawton-city-council-jumps-the-shark.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)"Jumping the shark" is a colloquial term that is used to describe a moment in time when something that was once good, useful, needed, credible and or respected abruptly changes course and becomes bad, useless, unneeded, untenable and or disrespected. In this case it appears that one half of the Lawton City council through their need to be in control, without regard to the betterment of the citizens they serve, have banded together to form a vile group of negative, closed minded, disrespectful oppressors of any idea that is positive or forward ...http://randysblog.com/2009/05/22/sadly-lawton-city-council-jumps-the-shark.aspx#Comments1f860957-6d1d-4e37-92db-7ad21534cd47Fri, 22 May 2009 20:46:37 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/05/i-guess-i-will-start-looking-for-a-bunker.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Dream Girl has been complaining of a sore throat for a few days and finally went to the Dr. yesterday. She said that the diagnosis was Strep Throat. Or as she calls it "I get to eat popsicles all day long" throat. I think there may be a giant cover up. I believe that she and or the doctor fear Connie Chung, Geraldo and all the news vans and helicopters that would arrive at the first mention of the Swine Flu in Oklahoma, and have concocted a substitute story. Even more nefarious than cloaking the ...Dream Girlhttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/05/i-guess-i-will-start-looking-for-a-bunker.aspx#Comments2bf01fe8-e9e5-4c2d-920d-4d2cdd069535Tue, 05 May 2009 14:04:38 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/04/look-out-here-comes-trouble.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)  This kid isn't spoiled, no not at all.....     Maybe we can get him a supporting role in Nick's movie.... ...ChildrenFamilyhttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/04/look-out-here-comes-trouble.aspx#Commentsfa32fc30-1562-4832-a660-eda9e0da32e2Mon, 04 May 2009 13:35:07 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/04/the-next-quentin-tarantino.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Brother Phillip's oldest     He is working on the screenplay for his first movie.... ...ChildrenFamilyhttp://randysblog.com/2009/05/04/the-next-quentin-tarantino.aspx#Comments1b4bdae7-1e58-4e2b-879f-9336ba73f267Mon, 04 May 2009 13:28:37 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/04/10/satan-is-holding-up-a-place-in-hell-for-window-two-woman.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Location: Carl's Jr. Lawton, Oklahoma Me (speaking into mechanical ordering station in the drive-thru): I would like one Star Burger with cheese, medium fries, two for $3.00 Chili Dogs, and a five piece Crisp Burrito with guacamole. Faceless speaker below order screen: That's one Star Burger with cheese, medium fries, two for $3.00 Chili Dogs, and a five piece Crisp Burrito with guacamole Me: Correct. Faceless speaker below order screen: Your total is $17.25 at the first window. (I totally made up that amount, I didn't get a receipt. I believe it was $17 something.) ...http://randysblog.com/2009/04/10/satan-is-holding-up-a-place-in-hell-for-window-two-woman.aspx#Comments82ab6371-fc67-49c4-a1c4-24d7569a19faFri, 10 Apr 2009 19:40:55 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/04/09/who-had-a-ball-in-my-bed.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Dream Girl got into bed last night and matter-of-factly asked, "Who left this tennis ball in my bed?", as she dragged it from under the covers and tossed it to the floor. All four dogs looked at me. I didn't do it. I can't even fit a tennis ball in my mouth. Don't ask how I know.... ...Barn AnimalsDogsDream Girlhttp://randysblog.com/2009/04/09/who-had-a-ball-in-my-bed.aspx#Comments3a9af2f8-8516-4b29-8e73-b0dd90a08d43Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:01:30 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/27/mensa-test-april-4-in-lawton.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)That is the headline from the Norman Transcript today. I had absolutely no idea that there was a Society devoted to women of child bearing years much less that it required passing a test to gain entry. I was under the impression that membership in that group was made quite apparent by the presence of varying levels of cramping, some strong enough to cause the afflicted individuals arm muscles to contract in such a way as to fling the TV remote in the direction of other individuals in the room (usually males).   Stronger indicators might include ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/27/mensa-test-april-4-in-lawton.aspx#Commentse01dfe57-9c54-47d2-838a-b2137c6045ecFri, 27 Mar 2009 13:23:18 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/26/the-things-i-do-for-fashion.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)In an effort to diffuse a possible future post by Okie Sister (Dream Girl) I just wanted say that no matter what she might post....   the real reason my nipples were bleeding yesterday was because my shirt was over starched.  I really need to find out where they sell pasties. I have a picture if needed.... just say the word. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/26/the-things-i-do-for-fashion.aspx#Comments66605e29-3059-4f38-9217-c9db167a0c7bThu, 26 Mar 2009 20:57:10 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/20/i-wish-i-had-time-for-conspiracies.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)There is a new picture of my old nemesis Charles (Chuck) Manson. Am I the only person that thinks he is beginning to look a lot like Anthony Quinn? I thought the likeness was so striking I started poking around to see if there was a connection. Three hours later and feeling much like Jerry Fletcher (Mel Gibson), with a desire to create a burn room in my house in which to store all the information I was gathering... I stopped my research before I ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/20/i-wish-i-had-time-for-conspiracies.aspx#Comments84659c9e-b678-4894-b438-669c311a97a2Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:39:59 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/19/dont-picture-me-neked-no-not-me-her.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I found the following quote from smokin' hot country star, Taylor Swift, taken from an interview set for the April issue of  Allure magazine. “It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked,” Swift said. “And as much as I can prevent people picturing me naked, I’m going to.” All I can say is.... Taylor honey, set your sights on a goal that is actually attainable because as far as that one goes...... BONK!!!! You lose!! Thanks for playing. Johnny tell Taylor about ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/19/dont-picture-me-neked-no-not-me-her.aspx#Commentscb194ab8-7e60-476e-a559-fe3acc21ba15Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:27:57 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/16/happiness.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Regardless of what you may have been told by the Beatles.....   Happiness is a pallet of Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper.....     How do you score a pallet of Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper you might ask.... Get you dad addicted to it and then tell him where it is and give him the keys to the truck. I wonder if there is a law against intrastate transportation of large quantities of carbonated soft drinks? Pssst.... hey bub..... suuuuup???? Want to ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/16/happiness.aspx#Comments8a8075be-17dd-4a15-b6f8-d4d3a03117b5Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:38:53 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/11/panties-gravy-and-potatoes.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)When Dream Girl got out of surgery she was wearing stockings. You know the kind... the ones that are all legs no panty. The kind where you wear a garter. This concerned me because she wasn't wearing stockings when she went into the hospital. I had heard about doctors sometimes messing with patients when they were asleep. While this does happen occasionally it's usually somewhere in Arkansas and it's usually a Dentist named Burt, and as far as I have heard they almost never provide the abused patient with fancy hosiery. My fears were put to rest when the ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/11/panties-gravy-and-potatoes.aspx#Comments704aa8b5-75a2-4723-8e82-8502b4667379Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:23:18 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/10/hickory-smoked-bacon-wrapped-chipotle-meatloaf.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)  Meatloaf A whole bunch of Hickory Smoked Bacon (about two pounds) 1 can chipotle peppers in adobo sauce 1 cup finely chopped onion 1/2 cup coarsely chopped fresh cilantro 1/2 cup dry breadcrumbs 1/4 cup tomato sauce 2 teaspoons chopped fresh parsley 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1/4 teaspoon dried basil 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 cloves of garlic, minced 2 large eggs 2 lbs ground beef (lean beef will dry out a lot more ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/10/hickory-smoked-bacon-wrapped-chipotle-meatloaf.aspx#Comments04fbe8f9-4fd5-4964-a378-694251d1c00fTue, 10 Mar 2009 17:32:24 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/04/driving-dream-girl.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Today I picked up DG and took her to physical therapy and then on to work. Later in the early afternoon as I was driving her to do her banking and other errands and then on home I asked her where we were headed first.... DG: I'm not the captain of this ship. You.... are the captain... You are driving. Me: Okay then..... DG: Get the bank bag out of the back seat and drive through the bank and make the deposit. Me: No problem. Leaving the bank drive thru.... DG: Now swing ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/04/driving-dream-girl.aspx#Commentsc643526b-67fd-460d-a549-ad04b235604eWed, 04 Mar 2009 22:31:01 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/03/03/can-you-spare-some-ass.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Those of you that have read here before probably already know this about me but I will put it out there again so there is no confusion. I have no filter. If I think it... I say it... Many people ponder their silent thoughts and mental gymnastics for a time before sharing them in well formed, pleasingly packaged missives, thoughts or ideas. Not me. I do a back flip into a "Bobek split"* directly from thought to verbalization. Not the best way to communicate. It is the more honest but probably not the most socially acceptable ...http://randysblog.com/2009/03/03/can-you-spare-some-ass.aspx#Comments68ef5f2e-b889-483f-996c-475a76d8ed15Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:41:49 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/19/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-7.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Sorry for the delay in updating. Again thanks to everyone for the thoughts, prayers, flowers, cough/cry/laugh buddy, cards and a wonderful dinner. Will include a photo of the laugh buddy from DG’s sister L in the next update. (when I get time to get a photo) Okie Sister’s (Dream Girl’s) sister M brought by a wonderful dinner while I was gone to work and she couldn’t get into the house. When I got home I found the package of dinner delights and set out trying to do justice to her generosity. She had provided a big honkin’ ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/19/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-7.aspx#Commentsc9556a28-920b-4d48-9d6c-9774cc687321Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:57:54 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/13/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-6.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)She is complaining about the chicken salad. I think she is better…… She can almost get out of bed on her own. I’m having a chocolate, whiped cream and Oreo parfait…. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/13/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-6.aspx#Comments3ce9d355-bc16-4b00-be2c-4a42fe3917daFri, 13 Feb 2009 19:34:52 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/13/dream-girls-surgery-update-5.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)She Walks Crappy cell phone camera.... taken yesterday. About 22 hours after surgery. They took out the IV this morning which means she said goodbye to her new friend Morphine. More walking and rehab today. We still don't know for sure when she will be released. Thanks for the flowers, cards, thoughts and prayers. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/13/dream-girls-surgery-update-5.aspx#Comments61a5e460-3541-45b7-8afd-7f19d7f531d5Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:55:34 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-4.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Sorry it took so long to update. Dream Girl is fine. The laptop battery died. I’m home and she is awake and doing well. She didn’t hurl from the anesthesia… happy happy joy joy…. She just called and sleep talked to me. The Dr. said everything went well. I will visit her again tomorrow…   More then….. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-4.aspx#Commentsa4915728-1f7a-41c4-839d-f99b3b4f9577Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:39:31 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girls-surgery-update-3.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)The nurse just called and said that the Dr. started the surgery at about 3:00pm It will be a 2 1/2 – 3 hour surgery. I will update as possible. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girls-surgery-update-3.aspx#Commentsba877506-5ae3-4ad3-b5d9-93ae16395e48Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:13:50 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-2.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Nurse just called and said that Dream Girl is still in holding and the Dr. has yet to arrive ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-2.aspx#Comments7c40615a-c143-487a-a8f6-84e706bc0cceWed, 11 Feb 2009 20:16:27 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-1.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)They took her back to surgery about 20 minutes ago and said that the surgery should start at about 2:00pm As you can tell I found a hot spot….. ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/11/dream-girlrsquos-surgery-update-1.aspx#Comments9f8246bd-ed11-45dd-a84f-f6d461a62129Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:09:08 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/09/a-saturday-while-drivinghellip.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Nature Bath Lake in Medicine Park, Oklahoma on a quiet February afternoon. The bubbling brook, ducks and geese abound for the enjoyment of all that would wish to take it in. Human Nature (also know as: what can happen when an idea is conceived in a bar and carried out by a man with a large following wearing in Santa bathing suit and cap.) When out on the lake there arose such a clatter, I sprang to the bridge to see ...http://randysblog.com/2009/02/09/a-saturday-while-drivinghellip.aspx#Comments171c409f-f69e-4cd5-8013-49a164fb0a40Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:51:45 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/06/the-blog-wars-are-on-the-truth-about-dream-girl.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Regarding her Crumbtastic post. Ok... lets start with the fact that the crumbs are from the toast I made to serve her in bed along with perfectly fried eggs and bacon. I was in a hurry to get it served hot. Did you tell everyone about the breakfast in bed? No. Only about the crumbs in the butter. And as to the question of how all the crumb laden margarine got gloped onto one side of the container... I dropped it.. okay? I dropped it while I was carrying it and your peach butter along with the egg carton. ...Dream Girlhttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/06/the-blog-wars-are-on-the-truth-about-dream-girl.aspx#Commentsdea4b130-b75e-4df6-b80e-ea35cbfe6bdeFri, 06 Feb 2009 16:11:04 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/04/beer-friends-and-rocknroll.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)First names only... to protect the innocent ones that now have real jobs and were not completely honest when applying for their security clearance. Getting emotionally centered for the night ahead. (This is me at Keith and Ora's apartment) While viewing these pictures as I was making this post. Dad - "When was that... the late 70's" Me - "Somewhere around there" Dad - "I saw your hair and knew it had to be in ...MusicHairhttp://randysblog.com/2009/02/04/beer-friends-and-rocknroll.aspx#Comments4a7ab80f-3eee-4574-9eff-f1e091fa2b04Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:11:10 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/01/28/blackbirds-cant-skate.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I went to Lake Helen here in Lawton this morning to get some snow pictures. I had a good time and got some good shots. I did notice that I need some photographer's gloves. (With flip off finger ends so you can feel the shutter release button.) I went sans glove and had to stop shooting when I couldn't feel my hand any longer. I forgot that even with the sun shining brightly it was still 17°. The Gulls are so hungry now that they will basically attack you if you approach the lake with anything that looks remotely ...http://randysblog.com/2009/01/28/blackbirds-cant-skate.aspx#Comments29120830-d41d-4eef-81f3-5773dfe4da9bWed, 28 Jan 2009 21:59:01 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/01/27/feeling-up-anderson-cooper-just-to-catch-the-news.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I was just sitting here thinking about the fact that I have not seen a "new" movie in probably three years ....  and the reasons are numerous..... We can start with the story of "My" television...(fade to poor urchin child begging for coins on a dirty, pub filled street and zoom to a close up of a dirty, tattered and dog-eared brochure for a Mitsubishi WD-65735 65" DLP HDTV in his back pocket.) I have written of my TV before or at least my desirous intent to get a new viewable one. I say viewable because currently I have ...http://randysblog.com/2009/01/27/feeling-up-anderson-cooper-just-to-catch-the-news.aspx#Comments3ec4d548-f609-4c64-a50a-e935c6485bfaTue, 27 Jan 2009 22:46:50 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/01/10/decisiveness.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Saturday mornings are interesting at our house. There is a breakfast dance that we perform where we try to decide what the other person wants for breakfast and at what time it should be eaten. If you’re planning on eating lunch then you need to eat an early breakfast. No lunch.. then you will need a late morning breakfast. When (time wise) you eat it, tends to determine what it is you will eat. All that planning makes me hungry even if I wasn’t in the first place. Today I didn’t really want to cook a big breakfast ...http://randysblog.com/2009/01/10/decisiveness.aspx#Commentsd5f0c73e-3755-4664-8b0e-b2b06524cac7Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:12:10 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/01/02/okayhellip-so-i-cooked-today.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Breakfast was fried eggs, bacon, home fries with onions and toast. That lasted till about 4:30 when I got back from the grocery store. (As a side note… What the heck happened to Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper? Lately there has only been one or two twelve packs sitting in a huge otherwise empty shelf at the grocery, while all the other Dr. Pepper seem to be untouched . Now there is not even an empty shelf. If they quit making it there is going to be hell to pay.) When I got back from the store I ...http://randysblog.com/2009/01/02/okayhellip-so-i-cooked-today.aspx#Commentsa96bf402-0d01-4f69-925a-28c679a68162Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:59:27 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/01/01/not-so-muchhellip.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I have always had an issue with excess. If “some” is good then it stands to reason that “more” is better. While that may work sometimes for something like say… money, when you look at most everything else in life… it just doesn’t work that way. Let’s look back over some instances from my own experience that prove my point. 1966 Elk City, Oklahoma 7 years old – One teaspoon of Vanilla in a batch of cookies heaven. Takin’ a big ol’ swig of vanilla right out of the bottle… Not better… really, really not better. 1967 ...http://randysblog.com/2009/01/01/not-so-muchhellip.aspx#Commentsa5aa7dbe-7d4f-449b-8142-470467185625Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:19:17 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2009/01/01/good-morning-2009.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2009/01/01/good-morning-2009.aspx#Comments26e35803-2506-488a-80a3-25782e50b6d2Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:36:00 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/12/31/good-night-2008.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2008/12/31/good-night-2008.aspx#Comments89a32d76-79a9-424f-bcdc-d852ed05914eThu, 01 Jan 2009 04:06:00 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/12/24/spicing-things-up-at-home.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Dream Girl was trying to tell me goodbye when she left work today. (As a side note she left work early if you can call it that. She got to work at about 11:00am and left for home at about 1:00pm so it was more like she was visiting work than actually being there. But that is perfectly fine because she is beautiful and wonderful and she can do whatever she wants whenever she wants…. But again I digress…) Anyway she tried to tell me goodbye but I was too busy reading about the Air Bag System ...ChristmasDream GirlFamilyhttp://randysblog.com/2008/12/24/spicing-things-up-at-home.aspx#Comments0c7a14ac-410c-4cd6-8089-430e0eedfe00Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:37:43 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/12/22/some-days-i-canrsquot-seem-to-get-anything-accomplished.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)(On the phone with Dream Girl) Me: Hey, what are you doing? Dream Girl: I just left Country Mart with everything on my list, except one thing. Me: What are you missing? I’ll pick it up on this side of town on my way home. Dream Girl: Ground Cardamom Me: Ground Cardigan Dream Girl: No.. that’s the sweater… like Mister Rogers wore. I need Ground Cardamom. It’s a spice. Me: Okay I can remember it because it’s like the sweater and it’s cold. Got it. Dream Girl: It’s not like the sweater. ...http://randysblog.com/2008/12/22/some-days-i-canrsquot-seem-to-get-anything-accomplished.aspx#Comments45063f6a-6f69-49e6-a2ae-1311a5a635a8Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:29:35 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/12/19/releasing-pent-up-pressure.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Ok, I never said that I was going to start posting every single day right away. There are mental and technical obstacles which need to be overcome. Mentally it's difficult to open that can back up without making a mess. It is a lot like opening a can of beer after dropping it while falling off the porch. No... not me I saw it happen once. Although.... I have fallen out of a chair on the beach before..... I saved the rum though... But anyway... when the beer gets shaken you must first let it set for a ...http://randysblog.com/2008/12/19/releasing-pent-up-pressure.aspx#Comments0eb9efd6-1539-4e4c-929f-58678f386959Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:01:18 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/12/15/why-do-we-let-them-go.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)There are so many people from before. You know when. Before. Before, the time when the goals or the hopes or the next achievement started to be more important than and shadow the very people that make those desires a possibility. How do we lose touch with them? People that we were close to, people with whom we shared some of our most vivid memories and life experiences, gone in what seems to be a blink of the eye. I’m not talking about the ones that die. They have an excuse for being out of the loop. We get ...http://randysblog.com/2008/12/15/why-do-we-let-them-go.aspx#Comments1d1e5790-3bdc-493a-856d-3ea99dffd28bTue, 16 Dec 2008 04:05:26 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/12/14/irsquom-officially-back-i-think.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I don’t know about the rest of you but I hated the green that has been hanging around this place of late. I don’t know what came over me. I have been working on this new “look” for a couple days and I think I may actually like it and keep it around for a while. I took the header photo at sunset from on top of Mount Scott in the Wichita Mountains. You have not known relaxation until you have stood atop a mountain, 1355 feet above the plains below, totally alone at sunset. ...http://randysblog.com/2008/12/14/irsquom-officially-back-i-think.aspx#Comments9098b428-26a1-4568-aaaa-538cd798e74bSun, 14 Dec 2008 16:29:48 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/11/27/happy-thanksgiving-to-friends-family-and-strangers-from-afar.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)The only white stuff in Oklahoma this day of thanksgiving is cotton in the fields. Dream Girl and I passed this field on the way home after lunch in Frederick with family. ...Thanksgivinghttp://randysblog.com/2008/11/27/happy-thanksgiving-to-friends-family-and-strangers-from-afar.aspx#Commentsf5f1b8a2-8899-4411-bde6-4787f5756cb8Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:40:00 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/11/15/atop-mount-scott.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2008/11/15/atop-mount-scott.aspx#Comments8b9bdd1e-3944-4198-a735-ef021f8dcbdbSun, 16 Nov 2008 03:29:38 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/11/08/what-isnt-and-what-is-for-lunch.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)(This post was written by Dream Girl and originally appeared on her now famous blog, Okie Sister and then I cross posted it here from our food blog.) My two favorite lunch restaurants have closed their doors. Cinders in the Ramada Inn has been closed for some time now. I wonder where "Ms Pearl" is? She cooked wonderful homemade soups for Cinders. Just what Okie Sister craves on a cool fall day. Annie Pearl Hill cooked at this hotel for 35 years. And now the Back Porch is closed. Hubby and I ate there the last ...FoodBack Porchhttp://randysblog.com/2008/11/08/what-isnt-and-what-is-for-lunch.aspx#Commentsb3d95706-ab9b-448d-97fa-85f75be5d17eSat, 08 Nov 2008 15:10:31 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/11/05/for-now-just-let-me-say.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)Boy..... that sucked.... only 38%.... but I think 38% that cost $6000 seems better then 62% that cost $125,000 If I had the $125,000 to spend I would probably be Governor.... and his seat wasn't even up for election........ But I'm Back.... It's a new day! Yes, there have been some storm clouds but a clearing is coming........ ...http://randysblog.com/2008/11/05/for-now-just-let-me-say.aspx#Comments0d53ea0a-b3d1-4fbd-8d95-9a2d62103dd1Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:59:04 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/10/26/im-sorry-i-have-been-absent-for-a-while.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I knew that the election was going to cut into my blogging time. I had no idea it was going to cut into the "everything else" time. I have been walking and knocking, stuffing envelopes fighting with the post office.... it goes on and on. Thank you to everyone that is still checking in... even though it has been quiet here. I appreciate that you take your time to visit. Regardless of the outcome of the election I will be back posting again after the dust settles. I have missed the "quiet place" for sure. It has been anything ...http://randysblog.com/2008/10/26/im-sorry-i-have-been-absent-for-a-while.aspx#Comments7bfb3b2c-3970-4343-bcef-510027adae62Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:54:50 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/10/15/buzz-n.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)A baby fly has been pestering me all day and it finally landed on the "J" of my keyboard. Using my superior ninja reflexes, I struck with lightening speed and thwacked it right off the "J" and somehow caused it to become lodged under the "N". Now every time I type an "N" it starts buzzing as it tries to escape its phonetic prison. I tried poking the "N" hard in an attempt to end its suffering but to no avail. It seems that I must wait for the fly to succumb to starvation before there will ...http://randysblog.com/2008/10/15/buzz-n.aspx#Comments69053828-3845-4f96-b2e9-769dbb13b64dWed, 15 Oct 2008 18:14:27 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/10/12/kfc-sucks-if-they-could-suck-any-more-they-would-be-kfv-kentucky-fried-vacuum.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I picked up lunch from Kentucky Fried Chicken today. Well in reality I picked up trash can filler at Kentucky Fried Chicken today. $25.00 plus change for a bucket of 12 Tender Crispy Strips (in meal form which included Mashed Potatoes and gravy, biscuits as well as green beans. I also added a large coleslaw and two Hot Apple Pies. When I arrived at home and began un-plastic sacking the food I found the following: Chicken strips that were not only not crispy but it also appeared that they had been ...http://randysblog.com/2008/10/12/kfc-sucks-if-they-could-suck-any-more-they-would-be-kfv-kentucky-fried-vacuum.aspx#Commentsd77b3fd2-d771-41b2-b35c-5130ca75f7b6Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:08:40 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/10/09/okay-so-i-have-been-a-little-busy.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)I have been a little preoccupied with the election and haven't made it over here in a while. Sorry. Something marvelous happened tod.... Wait... something stupendous happened tod... Wait... Something fantastical happened today. Welcome to the "Battle Of The Adjectives". (Spoken in the soothingly deep voice of He-man.) I can't even find the "most bestest" adjective to describe what I found when I opened the fridge at work today. We have been eating out more than usual but today dream girl took the time before work to make us sandwiches for lunch. Not ...http://randysblog.com/2008/10/09/okay-so-i-have-been-a-little-busy.aspx#Comments4f365977-4004-4838-97bf-906b1e157115Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:04:37 GMThttp://randysblog.com/2008/09/06/grandpa-finally-gets-to-hold-the-baby.aspx?ref=rsscar_part@swbell.net (Randy)...http://randysblog.com/2008/09/06/grandpa-finally-gets-to-hold-the-baby.aspx#Comments879864fb-f600-4f4f-bc65-80d5e22c71b2Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:40:36 GMT