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	<title>A Quiet Place In My Mind</title>
	<updated>2008-08-20T11:44:53Z</updated>
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		<title>Getting Stronger Every Day</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/08/17/getting-stronger-every-day.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-08-17:6c595f03-e441-4dfe-af29-1dfd591842cb</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Family" />
		<updated>2008-08-17T13:36:03Z</updated>
		<published>2008-08-17T13:36:03Z</published>
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	<entry>
		<title>And Baby Makes Three</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/08/14/and-baby-makes-three.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-08-14:8adb5b74-7969-43c7-905f-b42bccc83935</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-08-14T00:02:11Z</updated>
		<published>2008-08-14T00:02:11Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Jax     Mom And Dad  &#160;     I don't know if even the Demerol would have helped relieve grandma's stress but it appears to have worked it's magic on the new mom.  ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>I Love You Dream Girl</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/07/24/i-love-you-dream-girl.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-07-24:65cd34c9-eda0-4d64-80e1-d5a394f36cd4</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-07-24T17:59:03Z</updated>
		<published>2008-07-24T17:59:03Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Almost exactly 15 years ago as I make this post.  ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>What a month July has been and it's not over.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/07/19/what-a-month-july-has-been-and-its-not-over.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-07-19:566baa45-ae2b-4c3d-8cbf-652b4a05f619</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-07-20T07:18:42Z</updated>
		<published>2008-07-19T20:14:11Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[July has always been a busy month in our family. It seems that any spare birthday, anniversary or patriotic or civic holiday or celebration has been crammed into this month.     July 4th - Independence day   July 5th - Uncle Earl's birthday   July 5th - Andy's mom's birthday (Happy birthday Cheri.)   July 7th - Niece Amy's birthday (Hope you had a happy day Amy)   July 16th - Mom and Dad's Anniversary (They were married 53 years ago. It was a long day for Dad this year. Thanks to all ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Long Live Southern Rock</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/07/05/long-live-southern-rock.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-07-05:11614d12-b194-45e5-8b97-6f5d0fb540ee</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="hotdog" />
		<category term="Music" />
		<category term="hotdogs" />
		<category term="Lawton" />
		<updated>2008-07-05T17:49:25Z</updated>
		<published>2008-07-05T08:42:32Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I have a rule that says you should eat hotdogs on Independence Day. I believed that the glue that holds our great country together would dissolve if I were forced to endure a hotdog free 4th of July.  I did not have a hotdog yesterday. Things got a little out of sync and we had hotdogs earlier in the week. I believe that hotdogs are an excellent source of nutrition and should be eaten as a side to whatever entrée you might choose at each and every meal. DG on the other hand believes that they are to be ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Overheard While DG Is Driving Down The Road</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/07/03/overheard-while-dg-is-driving-down-the-road.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-07-03:7653c9e3-373f-4e7f-83b2-e05083cc5b80</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="Dream Girl" />
		<updated>2008-07-03T20:03:36Z</updated>
		<published>2008-07-03T20:03:36Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Me: Do you want me to bring something home for dinner tonight?  DG: I bought lunch meat at the store. We're having sandwiches for supper tonight.  Me: Do you know what I really want?  DG:  Me: Do you know what I really want for dinner? Want me to tell you?  DG: What...? What....? What do you really want for supper?  Me: Real bread. You know... the kind that is white and soft. You know real, soft, white bread.  DG: We don't eat that now. We eat wheat bread.  Me: And real Mayonnaise. ...]]></content>
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	<entry>
		<title>Trust Me.... Bacon Grease Is Good For You</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/06/30/trust-me-bacon-grease-is-good-for-you.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-06-30:f5404c49-ad24-48d4-9546-fc7cf957bbb8</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-07-03T11:09:44Z</updated>
		<published>2008-06-30T21:05:55Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I had an idea. Well... to tell the truth it was the continuation of someone else's idea. Brother Phillip sent me a link to a clip about a guy that decided one day to chicken fry some thick sliced bacon.          I know, I know, it sounds weird. I thought so too at first. Then I watched the video for the fourth time. Somewhere in there it started speaking to the Randy of my youth. The Randy that sat with his grand father every morning and ate three fried eggs. Not just ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>She Does Take A Lot Of Steroids</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/06/16/she-does-take-a-lot-of-steroids.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-06-16:39580eee-d65e-43fe-b350-e68db6f7c542</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Dogs" />
		<category term="Animals" />
		<category term="Jackie" />
		<category term="Cricket" />
		<category term="Lola" />
		<category term="Dream Girl" />
		<category term="Trixie" />
		<updated>2008-06-16T18:40:10Z</updated>
		<published>2008-06-16T18:34:50Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I was outside with DG playing with the girls. We were chasing Jackie trying to get the football from her, she loves that game. We were trying to get them to do their business before the storm gets here. They don't believe they can get their feet wet so all business must be conducted prior to rain and or any watering of the lawn.   DG was encouraging the girls to run with sticks. Trixie had a stick about three feet long and was running across the yard slashing it in the air like a Klingon Batliff. I came ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Catching Up</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/06/07/catching-up.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-06-07:dfd67df9-b9de-47de-8edc-5f938425ae74</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-06-07T16:14:06Z</updated>
		<published>2008-06-07T16:14:06Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It has been a while since I posted.... Sorry about that.  We have been very busy of late. Dad went on a short vacation. Well it was short by many peoples standards but for him it was historical. I don't think he has been away from work that long since he had his aorta replaced. Two weeks was a long time for him.  DG was a trooper and helped me out at the shop the entire time while still doing her job and medicating animals. I appreciated her help more than she knows. I have told her but ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>I Yam What I Yam</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/23/i-yam-what-i-yam.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-23:1d615d2a-a8c9-424c-8647-7cdd37dbbeeb</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="ADD" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T20:04:26Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-23T19:02:44Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Either I am really warped or ther...   crap never mind. I admit I'm warped. My being warped does not remove the burden of cultivating and maintaining a sense of humor from the rest of of the world. I'm a funny guy..... Kids are the worst. I guess I should say young adults are the worst. Heck little kids (and Adam Sandler) think everything is funny. They could laugh for hours about one well timed butt burp. I'm  talking about the youth that work at fast food establishments. Absolutely no sense of humor. People say ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Why</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/22/why.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-22:157aca0e-bd8b-489c-ac9d-c829d4ccce19</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-05-22T21:02:24Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-22T21:02:24Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Why can't people keep their dogs in their yard or in their houses? Why don't they care enough about their pets to keep them safe. I was just driving home and saw a car in front of me swerve into my lane to avoid hitting a large dog that was lying hurt and probably dying. It looked about the size of a Pit Bull or Boxer. As I went passed, caught in traffic, I could hear it screaming in pain through my closed windows. I had no where or way to stop and render aid. I would have if there ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>The Rest Of The Story</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/19/the-rest-of-the-story-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-19:83f79444-302f-483f-a586-fc3045ec4a1a</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="death" />
		<updated>2008-06-26T06:09:26Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-19T19:40:01Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[(I will not be discussing any of the totally and completely gross and graphic aspects of this story so fear not and read on...)  The amount of stress carryover from Friday at "clock out time' to Monday at "clock in time" is directly proportional to the amount of POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS tape residing in your refuse dumpster. No tape in the trash on Monday morning and your all smiles, ready to start the week. Now, for the first and what I hope is the very last ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Trust Me I'm Too Tired To Write This Story Tonight....</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/16/trust-me-im-too-tired-to-write-this-story-tonight.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-16:6da8df0d-479d-433b-bda2-f7726f55d23e</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-05-16T20:59:11Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-16T20:59:11Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I will fill in the blanks tomorrow and include some links to the newspaper and TV stories ....  This should be enough for now......  My Parking Lot  Yellow Crime Scene Tape  Charts  Graphs  Police Officers  Forensics Investigator  Medical Examiner  Unidentified Decomposed Body  &#160;  &#160;     &#160;   ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Yummy Yummy Korean BBQ</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/16/yummy-yummy-korean-bbq.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-16:c0b9f7fc-924b-4a9f-9549-269cae5a5662</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T13:21:35Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-16T08:16:06Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[(Cross posted from Where We Masticated Today)    The best restaurant, I’ve never been to!  We actually have several very good Korean restaurants in town. I’ve never been inside this one, I’ve only eaten take-out from here. It is close to our house and the food has always arrived warm and delicious. They make one of the best, if not the best Bulgogi in town, both beef and spicy pork. The same can be said for their Fried Mandoo (dumplings). I also enjoy their Bibim Bab which is rice with assorted vegetables, Bulgogi, and a fried egg ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>More Mastication Moments - Pizza Hut Italian Bistro</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/12/more-mastication-moments--pizza-hut-italian-bistro.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-12:8af6952e-b5eb-46a8-b49c-fe3ce9766104</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<updated>2008-05-12T21:15:02Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-12T20:53:58Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I challenge you, good people of L-town, to find me a sandwich in the entire city more delicious than the one I had today. I double dare you. (Follow the link above to visit the new food portion of my blog where Dream Girl and I will be filling you in on "Where We Masticated Today"   ) ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #9 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Took Hostages? &amp;quot;Texas Flood&amp;quot;</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/12/music-monday-9-or-how-long-could-you-listen-to-muskrat-love-before-you-took-hostages-quottexas-floodquot.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-12:d6bf8536-9953-4307-8ef8-272ff816dbc5</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-05-12T15:48:55Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-12T15:03:37Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro: Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Miss America And Boogers In The Same Day</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/07/miss-america-and-boogers-in-the-same-day.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-09:bd1311d9-c713-4a6d-bdfe-ec25be81a2e0</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Lunch" />
		<category term="Breakfast" />
		<updated>2008-05-09T08:58:11Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-09T07:56:33Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Breakfast with Miss America 2007 and then lunch with your lovely wife to whom you are completely and totally devoted. And would never infect with the Ebola virus.  "How much greater could one guys life get?", you might ask yourself. Well, just let me tell you.   The eggs were terrible, just totally and completely terrible. Now don't be confused. The cold nastyass eggs were not and should not be considered a refection on Miss Nelson. She didn't cook them, heck she was probably even smart enough not to eat them. See... I could have taken three steps ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #8 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Took Hostages? "Show Me The Way"</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/05/music-monday-8-or-how-long-could-you-listen-to-muskrat-love-before-you-took-hostages-quotshow-me-the-wayquot.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-05:c66cd7c0-04d3-4da8-9446-393cfc5a8cad</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-05-12T15:23:35Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-05T15:54:55Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro: Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>I Think I Am Getting Better - If By Better We Mean Dehydrating Instead Of Dying</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/04/i-think-i-am-getting-better--if-by-better-we-mean-dehydrating-instead-of-dying.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-04:e90f3776-659b-4808-a257-d3c10e2a022c</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-05-04T15:53:23Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-04T15:53:23Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It appears that I may be in the waning days of this Ebola Virus. While the Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Formula helped I did finally call DR.C's office on Friday and asked for an appointment and they offered to call me something in at the pharmacy. I asked for Demerol they countered with Clarithromycin. I settled for that because they didn't sound in the mood to negotiate.   I should have held out for the the Demerol. At least while I waited for my sinus infection/cold/flu Ebola to run its course I would have been relatively happy and without much ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>More Mastication Moments - I Promise I Am Not Affiliated With The Back Porch</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/05/01/more-mastication-moments--i-promise-i-am-not-affiliated-with-the-back-porch.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-05-01:07de8298-4307-4ac5-96d7-32c2972514c8</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-05-01T13:51:13Z</updated>
		<published>2008-05-01T13:51:13Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I just had the very best Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich I&#160; have ever eaten. The main ingredient is a large portion of tenderized steak, chicken fried to perfection. It is combined with Toasted Texas toast, lettuce, tomato, purple onion and a special sauce served with homemade french fries. If you have ever pulled into a Del Rauncho Rancho to get one of what they proclaim as a &quot;Steak Sandwich Supreme&quot;, and got one of those nasty sandwiches with the stale bun and grease soaked &quot;steak&quot; with gooey breading falling back into the grease stained brown paper ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #7 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Took Hostages? "Mediterranean Sundance"</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/17/music-monday-7-or-how-long-could-you-listen-to-muskrat-love-before-you-took-hostages-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-28:d9b0347d-a480-4da7-89fa-c918cad785fb</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-05-05T09:19:45Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-28T22:00:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro:Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. It's ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>ADD Post Of The Week (or) Random Stuff That Leaks In And Out Of My Brain</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/25/add-post-of-the-week-or-random-stuff-that-leaks-in-and-out-of-my-brain.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-25:55ef1251-e4b2-4692-8c37-736c209ab6d4</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Dogs" />
		<category term="ADD" />
		<category term="Family" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T13:29:53Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-25T17:15:08Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It is national karaoke week. I sang karaoke once. I sang Garth Brooks' "Friends In Low Places". It was truly unforgettable. On the way back to my table and the relative security of the darkness I heard one girl say to the other, "Isn't that the guy from American Idol?" and her friend answered, "Yeah...yeah he's the guy that wore the Gecko suit that cried when security banged his head against the door..."  This one incident is probably why now I have no problem speaking in front of hundreds of people. Nothing and I mean nothing can ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>I Wish I Could Speak Spanish</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/24/i-wish-i-could-speak-spanish-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-24:bb9f39f2-44ed-4bcc-b29e-1c861bf1f414</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<updated>2008-04-24T19:22:49Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-24T19:00:35Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[We have a new Mexican Restaurant in town. We haven't eaten there yet so no review other than to say Brother Phil liked the tacos. And Brother Phil doesn't like just anything..... If you look up picky eater there's Brother Phil's picture. I think he is a little more easy going now but back in the day he would only eat his burgers with pickle, meat, cheese and bread ... NO CONDIMENTS, he would not eat a hamburger that was made by someone that knew someone that had handled mustard within the last week.   You should have been ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>All this Fancy New Software</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/23/all-this-fancy-new-software.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-23:8d977c21-cdac-4ac7-aeba-6af0c9203762</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-04-23T20:00:09Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-23T20:00:09Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I am trying out Windows Live Writer. I think I may actually like this Microsoft product. So just sit back and lets play with this thing a little. It appears that you can type your post into the word processor or &quot;normal&quot; window. Or you can type directly into a template that was copied from your blog when you installed writer.   I can tell you about the meteorite that I saw last night on the way home about 10pm. It lit up the inside of my truck. Not like in Close Encounters but it was a really bright ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Lost And Then Found</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/22/lost-and-then-found.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-22:74ef028c-d457-430f-b31d-c2b7a2b41dd5</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Friends" />
		<category term="Hair" />
		<updated>2008-04-22T22:17:59Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-22T21:48:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Here it is... Proof that I did have hair... once... a really long time ago. (That's me right there on the far right) This photo was taken during the Red River Ski vacation mentioned previously. I knew I had saved it because I save everything because it was important. I couldn't find it. Ok I didn't look because the pile is so large it is depressing for me to try and find anything. DG dug it out for me. She can't remember what I said to her this morning after I kissed her goodbye but if your looking for a ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #6 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Took Hostages? "Peace Of Mind"</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/21/music-monday-6-or-how-long-could-you-listen-to-muskrat-love-before-you-took-hostages.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-21:c14198b2-5720-45cc-8c97-277975e581d4</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T13:05:44Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-21T12:56:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro:Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. It's ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #5 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Took Hostages? Walkin' In Memphis</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/14/music-monday-5-or-how-long-could-you-listen-to-muskrat-love-before-you-took-hostages.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-14:a2a9b1b6-ac21-454e-80e2-bc1b014fe2a7</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-04-20T17:47:21Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-14T16:35:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro:Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. It's ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Multitasking</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/09/multitasking.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-09:24e8ee25-b3e0-4482-8098-0a3bdb239729</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="hotdogs" />
		<category term="Photos" />
		<category term="wreck" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T13:24:20Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-09T14:33:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Do you have any idea how hard it is to:     Keep up with traffic at 75mph in the rain,  Support your camera lens with your left arm that is hanging out your window holding onto the outside mirror,  Hold the camera in your right hand,  Drive with your knee,  Look through the viewfinder with one eye while you watch the road with the other eye when you only have one eye?I took the photo below this afternoon as I passed the accident on a rain sick highway not far from downtown Lawton. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>More Mastication Moments - Big Chef Breakfast</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/08/more-mastication-moments--big-chef-breakfast.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-08:e6d4a0d6-bc73-405f-a91f-829fc14f2b6c</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="Breakfast" />
		<category term="Big Chef" />
		<updated>2008-04-08T20:32:36Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-08T20:24:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[The Big Chef ranks up there at the top of the list of my favorite places to eat and not just because of the food. The whole atmosphere is -----More (follow the link above to visit the new food portion of my blog where Dream Girl and I will be filling you in on "Where We Masticated Today") ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #4 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Took Hostages? Thin Lizzy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/17/music-monday-4-or-how-long-could-you-listen-to-muskrat-love-before-you-took-hostages.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-07:c5f113e8-3631-49e4-b86d-a00f354ee447</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-04-07T14:36:26Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-07T11:30:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro:Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. It's ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Cheese And Colonics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/04/cheese-and-colonics.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-04:5fced08b-806e-45e5-85bc-47bd94f7785a</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="ADD" />
		<updated>2008-04-04T13:28:57Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-04T12:46:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[While I was visiting those links over there on the right , (Yes, blogs written by individuals who employ the novel concept of a linear thought process. It is truly a wonder that I can even make sense of them.) I discovered a post about a trail of cheese.  Which then reminded me of “The Trail Of Tears”, which in turn reminded me of the song Indian Reservation, which was preformed by Paul Revere and the Raiders, which of course reminded me of the song “Louie Louie”, which reminded me (because heaven forbid that we actually write our own ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>When You Least Expect It</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/03/when-you-least-expect-it.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-03:9a049aa5-8d47-4b67-899f-b91ce571adc9</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="meme" />
		<category term="Boobies" />
		<category term="Dream Girl" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T13:53:10Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-03T18:50:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I laid down next to Dream Girl last night, looked deep into her eyes and said, "I love you so much".She looked at me and said, "List three reasons why you love me."Son of a.....Tagged for a meme by my own wife, in bed.... That sucks...The only thing left to clear up is how I'm supposed to tag three more people......I Love her because she is my soul mate.I love her because she puts up with all my weird little quirks.I love her for her welll.... as her niece's son would say .... "Ummm Boobies"There's more but I should stop... ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>More Mastication Moments - Cinders Soup And Salad</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/04/01/more-mastication-moments--cinders-soup-and-salad.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-04-01:4541b1c6-0d62-4dcf-9c3f-3b5b1eae90cb</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="Lawton" />
		<category term="Cinders" />
		<updated>2008-04-01T08:26:38Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-01T08:21:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Since my husband started taking pictures of all the crap I was eating, I decided I better set a good example and start eating healthier foods, like salads. Plus my pants are getting a little snug from ----More(follow the link above to visit the new food portion of my blog where Dream Girl and I will be filling you in on "Where We Masticated Today") ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>More Mastication Moments - It worked for both of us.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/31/more-mastication-moments--it-worked-for-both-of-us.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-31:e5e9dd0d-eab5-490c-92d2-bc5636239702</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="Back Porch" />
		<category term="Lawton" />
		<updated>2008-03-31T12:41:05Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-31T12:34:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I lived out a scene from a movie last Thursday at lunch. There was moaning and groaning, gasping, expressions of love, lust, desire and even some table pounding. No... the scene was not from "Caress of the Vampire 2 : Teenage Ghoul Girl a Go-Go". I'm talking about "When Harry Met Sally" re-filmed at "The Back Porch". -----More(follow the link above to visit the new food portion of my blog where Dream Girl and I will be filling you in on "Where We Masticated Today") ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #3 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Took Hostages? Areosmith</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/17/music-monday.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-31:914181d0-c6de-4f3f-b2f8-91b85c327dd9</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-04-07T06:47:24Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-31T10:53:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro:Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. It's ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>More Mastication Moments - It’s All Greek To Me or Like Pulling Pitas</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/30/more-mastication-moments--its-all-greek-to-me-or-like-pulling-pitas.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-30:deb9f671-989a-4d3f-8c71-8fa01a66cdf4</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="Greek" />
		<category term="Lawton" />
		<category term="El Greco" />
		<updated>2008-03-30T11:41:06Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-30T11:34:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It had been awhile since we ate at the local Greek restaurant, El Greco. I was jonesin’ for some pitas so we went by on a recent Saturday afternoon. One couple was just leaving when we arrived, which left us as only patrons there in the middle of the afternoon. El Greco has simply fantastic food------more(follow the link above to visit the new food portion of my blog where Dream Girl and I will be filling you in on "Where We Masticated Today") ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Loafing</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/26/meatloaf.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-26:f8d5de92-c85c-4a6e-aced-3c2690d6c59c</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="Back Porch" />
		<category term="Big Chef" />
		<updated>2008-03-30T11:33:09Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-26T15:33:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Just back from another lunch at the Back Porch. I like everything about this place. The wait staff is great. If your glass is ever empty it is because you blocked the attempts of the staff to keep it filled. They are very------ more... (follow the link above to visit the new food portion of my blog where Dream Girl and I will be filling you in on "Where We Masticated Today") ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Cricket And Catfish</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/26/rambling.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-26:0155f7e0-45fc-4545-95dc-7d2b22db0534</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="Dogs" />
		<category term="Animals" />
		<category term="Cricket" />
		<category term="Back Porch" />
		<updated>2008-03-27T06:25:17Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-26T07:14:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I was petting my little Cricket dog last weekend and noticed a bump on her lower lip. It felt like a tick but upon further examination it was clear that it was some type of growth. Dream Girl and I wrestled her to the ground and took pictures of the offending growth for possible Internet and email research in the future if needed. Cricket especially likes being wrestled to the ground. Not....Cricket looks funny when she gets mad, though. When she is happy her ears look like bat ears. They stick straight up. When she is slightly peeved they each ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Two For Tuesday March 24, 2008</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/25/two-for-tuesday-march-24-2008.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-25:c699c988-2934-4086-b64a-177310dc729f</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Two for Tuesday" />
		<category term="chocolate" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T13:51:12Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-25T07:15:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It sucks being diabetic and being forced to walk through a gauntlet of candy and chocolate covered pretzels to pick up my test strips and Metforman prescription at the local Walgreen's. And not only are they tempting me with sweets that will kill me, but they sell cigarettes behind the counter.... what the heck kind of Pharmacy are these guys running..... someday we will find out that they are keeping the pseudoephedrine behind the counter because that's where they cook the meth not because the government says it is required.  For as long as the ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #2 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Take Hostages?</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/23/music-monday-2-or-how-long-could-you-listen-to-muskrat-love-before-you-take-hostages.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-23:c052a365-f11b-43bf-b10d-25907830aa25</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<category term="Heart" />
		<updated>2008-03-24T16:29:39Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-23T09:50:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro:Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. It's ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Breaching Of The Bathroom And The "F" Word</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/21/the-f-word.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-21:25e11ca5-ef99-4855-afe1-4ccb6db8df8b</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Phillip" />
		<category term="Family" />
		<updated>2008-03-22T18:55:42Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-21T06:49:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[We were riding our bikes in the neighborhood in about 1971. Phillip was pestering me because that was his job. That is the job of every sibling that is 5 years younger. Annoy, pester, bug.... you pick the word to use but the meaning is the same. Phil was trying to get my attention and boy did he get it. I yelled, and screamed at him. All he really wanted was to be included in what was going on at the time. My job as the older brother was to make sure that he didn't get what he wanted. So ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Two For Tuesday March 18, 2008</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/18/two-for-tuesday-march-18-2008.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-18:89eb8e7c-0979-4505-8424-9aba2e6a5074</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Life's Lessons" />
		<category term="Two for Tuesday" />
		<category term="Hummmm" />
		<updated>2008-03-18T15:07:56Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-18T14:33:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA["Hurry your ass up, let's go get some lunch.", even when said in jest is not the proper way to ask your darling wife to lunch. Never has been.... never will be, men must sleep sometime and women are very patient.  When it rains I can hear the drops hitting my bald head. As my grandpa would say, "It sounds like a cow peeing on a flat rock." It's bad enough getting rained on and being bald but must a guy always be haunted by the sound of rock peeing cows?   ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Music Monday #1 Or How Long Could You Listen To Muskrat Love Before You Take Hostages?</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/15/how-long.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-17:a4119905-5888-435a-b4ec-038e4e808c7f</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Music" />
		<updated>2008-03-23T10:56:56Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-17T19:56:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Standard Music Monday Intro:Let's say I have a CD player in my truck. And just for the sake of a blogable subject let's suppose that the CD player broke one day in such a way that the compilation CD currently in the player could not be ejected, the volume could not be changed from its position at medium loud and I cannot change over to the radio. If I'm in the truck and the key is in the ignition, then the CD is playing at medium high volume and it will continue to play until I exit the truck. It's ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>The Ultimate Dog?</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/04/the-ultimate-dog.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-14:597973e0-0e9c-4d4c-8bb5-b54bdbbfe060</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="bacon" />
		<category term="hotdog" />
		<category term="Lynna" />
		<category term="Back Porch" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T13:00:57Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-14T09:54:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[There is a new restaurant in town. They have been in the process of opening for a couple weeks now and we have been watchin' the progress. Driving by.....peering around corners, peeking through windows with eyes shaded by hands.... stalking... that is how bad we need a new lunch choice in the downtown area. That's not to say the places we have are not good, they are great. There just aren't enough choices or seats to feed everyone that works in or visits the downtown area.Finally the doors were flung open and an entire city tried to eat lunch there ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Doing my part to derail early childhood development.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/03/doing-my-part-to-derail-early-childhood-development.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-03:46dfbac8-1c78-4016-90e0-aa3fa9e33f4e</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-06-04T18:49:07Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-03T20:30:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It was a thirteen hour workday today. Lots to do. At one point I got the chance to read to a room full of sixth graders. It was more about interaction than the message contained within the book. Although the message of the first book was actually relevant. It was about how one voice matters. And at the same time how we must all work together to accomplish our goals. The books both seemed a little young for the audience but I think they liked the idea that someone took the time to visit. And I wasn't about to read ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Jingle Bell Jack</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/03/01/jingle-bell-jack-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-03-01:e274c6f5-2960-42d6-bd38-354338618b14</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="clown" />
		<updated>2008-03-01T23:05:56Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-01T18:53:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I promised a picture of the Jingle Bell Jack book. We don't have it anymore, so I "borrowed" one from an eBay listing. I don't have the original book because when my son said he didn't like it my mom tore it in half and threw it away. I think she should have burned the pieces and then chopped up the ashes in the blender before throwing them away. Is that the most hideous clown you have ever seen, or what? There is nothing entertaining about that clown. Every picture in the book is just as evil looking. I think ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Discovery And Disappointment</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/27/discovery-and-disappointment.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-27:e56e57f9-86f7-47ab-8250-096571d56940</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Family" />
		<category term="Camera" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T10:13:12Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-27T21:54:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I have been putting this off a little. Why? I don't know. It's not like you care one way or the other if or how the pictures from the time capsule film turned out. You aren't going to be elated or disappointed either way. I guess I was putting it off because after I tell the tale it will be told and over, no more wondering for me. No more writing and rewriting in my mind about the images I had hoped to see. All the sights, people and experiences that I had hoped I could touch for just one ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Time In A Canister</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/24/time-in-a-canister.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-24:a19cfe64-1dfe-4e1e-935d-3e8b37512848</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Photos" />
		<category term="Family" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T13:37:29Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-24T19:30:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[In a previous post I wrote about the two canisters of film that had been collecting dust in my drawer for the last twenty years. After writing about them, their contents started dominating my thoughts. I truly have no idea what is captured on that film. I was still married to my first wife, I had a completely different set of friends, a totally different life. But most importantly twenty years ago my son was eight years old. I remember him at that age, wide eyed and interested in everything. Everything having to do with Star Wars that is... oh... ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Wet Socks</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/22/wet-socks.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-22:5d99007f-7ad0-4ba4-a6c1-083de87ffdfa</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="ADD" />
		<category term="socks" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T14:32:45Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-22T18:18:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I cannot even begin to articulate how badly I hate socks. All socks, not just those socks that we men wear with our Sunday shoes. You know which shoes I'm talking about.... the ones without a tread pattern on the bottom. The socks that are too small to be pulled over your heel without Herculean strength. The same one that when worn to a funeral that is lengthy and includes a lot of sitting in the car traveling to and from all the different venues, become wet with sweat and just hold it in there right next to your foot. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Jumbo Juicy Love Is A Fleeting Thing - At Least At My House</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/19/jumbo-juicy-love-is-also-a-fleeting-thing--at-least-at-my-house.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-20:1a8ba860-15b3-477e-839e-0fa6e853d9d6</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="hotdogs" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T18:51:13Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-20T21:58:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Last night I called Lynna and asked her what she wanted to eat for supper. She said that she was planning on eating leftover Mesquite Smoked, Rotisserie Chicken and a salad that I bought for her the day before. I told her that I would just stop and pick up something for myself.I instantly realized that this was going to be my first chance to try the Jumbo, Juicy Love (69 cent hotdogs) from the Stripes around the corner. I drove my dads new Mercedes into the parking lot, hopped out and built some Juicy Love as fast as I ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Where ever there are Slunderstorms© I'll be there.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/16/slunderstorms.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-18:a943f39e-018d-4b3f-a71a-d0bb06d39527</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Weather" />
		<category term="Family" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T18:53:02Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-18T19:35:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[(Note that this entry has been a work in progress since Friday night)Well.... it's a freakin winter wonderland outside. But wait... what's that I hear? Thunder.... it is thunder,  accompanied by lightening. In February????That's right, it is thundering, lightening, sleeting, raining, slushing, yep it looks like someone poured a Piná Colada Slurpee on the deck outside as I type. It's a full fledged slush thunder storm or Slunderstorm©. It was 82° two days ago. I have lived here for forty-eight years and I guess I will never get acclimated.Rain water pouring over the edges of the gutters along the ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Stealing Souls In The Rain</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/16/stealing-souls-in-the-rain.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-16:7b2e5c8b-c0fc-4462-9553-585e287196a0</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Jackie" />
		<category term="Camera" />
		<updated>2008-02-18T19:01:45Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-16T17:53:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I haven't been posting as often as I would like. I have been playing with the new camera. It is a relearning process. It has been a long time since I worried about shutter speed and aperture settings. Not to mention learning what the other 247 buttons on this hoss accomplish. Add to that the fact that it has been raining and the temperature is about 28° (you figure it out I give up), which is not that bad of a thing except we have wireless Internet and evidently when you have 20 inch icicles on your wireless antenna it ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Wipe That Silly Valentine Smile Off Your Face</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/14/wipe-that-silly-valenitnes-smile-off-your-face.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-14:08eb702c-64c3-4b87-99d4-e7c6bc7b074b</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Food" />
		<category term="lesbian magnet" />
		<category term="Holiday" />
		<updated>2008-02-14T18:33:20Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-14T14:23:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I was lucky enough to have lunch with my dream girl today. Even more luckily, I get to have lunch with my dream girl almost everyday.Lynna and I went to the Pusan restaurant for some Korean Buffet. The pork as well as the beef bulgogi were wonderful as always, and the sweet tea is still the best in town ... It is a comfortable place to have lunch and now that the parking problems have been addressed it is one of the best places in town for a quick meal at lunch or a nice quiet "supper ordered from the ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Your dripping icy hot monkey love on my desk.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/12/your-dripping-icy-hot-monkey-love-on-my-desk.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-12:f3dafe32-902d-4a9c-8fa3-6150dc7d3855</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Sightings" />
		<updated>2008-05-30T06:47:09Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-12T15:28:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[DG and I took some extra time at lunch today and got some Icy Hot Monkey Love. It was a little weird and out of the ordinary but still, it was pretty good. I think we both enjoyed it but DG seemed the most intrigued. At least now I know why they call them Howler Monkeys. She said I probably shouldn't have any.... Hey, I paid for the Monkey Love I'm getting some of the Monkey Love. It's only right. When she finally let me try it I made a mess on her desk and she was not happy about ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat.....</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/11/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-11:c9c39c00-755c-4722-9213-32566271b3e7</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Celebrities" />
		<updated>2008-02-11T08:47:38Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-11T07:15:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Roy Scheider, best know for having been cast as Police Chief Martin Brody in the 1975 blockbuster Jaws, died on Sunday afternoon in Little Rock, Arkansas. He was 75 years of age.    Although he was best know to my generation for his role in Jaws many will remember him as Det. Buddy Russo in The French Connection (1971), Doctor Benway in Naked Lunch (1991), a reoccurring role as Fyodor Chevchenko on "Third Watch" .... (2002) and to many he will always be remembered for his role as Joe Gideon from All That Jazz (1979).    ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Goodbye Blogger.com Hello Randysblog.com</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/10/goodbye-bloggercom-hello-randysblogcom.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-10:bae63a59-d8e8-4303-a40e-a32dabadd9b4</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-02-10T20:39:19Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-10T20:39:19Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[That's right I finally bailed on the no spell-check having, no stable formatting blogger.com. I have decided to go with Godaddy.com's Quick Blogcasting and I can now be found at http://www.randysblog.com/.   It will take some time to get all the posts moved over because in their infinite wisdom blogger.com only lets you feed the last 25 posts and feeds are the only way to swap the files over to GD. In fact in order to get even that much accomplished I had to import those twenty -five into a Wordpress site and then move them to GD. Thanks ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Your Journey Is Over</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/10/welcome-your-journey-is-over.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-10:6f4d7523-d1f0-4899-8750-ba1fbf81be8e</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-02-11T18:10:55Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-10T18:31:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Yes, you are in the right place. I am in the process of moving all the old posts to this new site. All new post will be on this site. I will soon have a new location for the images from my Photo Journal. Here is a picture I look today during the point and shoot's last day as the camera of choice.   The new Olympus should be here Tuesday. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Elrod &amp; Lynna Never The Twain Shall Meet</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/09/elrod--lynna-never-the-twain-shall-meet-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-09:71e4a32c-cf35-4125-8a4e-5e14f8b30834</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Valentines Day" />
		<updated>2008-02-09T12:16:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-09T12:16:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I’m still sick. I’m taking red pills when the sun is up and blue pills when it’s dark outside. I catch myself staring into the distance. It would be a lonely feeling except there is a little pink fuzzy creature that sits beside me. He looks just like a snow shoe rabbit except he has pointy bat like ears and… well… the whole pink fuzzy part. He doesn’t laugh or talk but he does slap his big flat pink foot on the ground when I say something funny. The dogs pretend not to see him. I think they are jealous ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Margaritas, A Cherry And The Donner Party</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/07/margaritas-a-cherry-and-the-donner-party-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-07:d5ecaf3c-db59-4232-8fa3-60ef18a83e35</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Lynna" />
		<updated>2008-02-07T05:28:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-07T05:28:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[We had lunch at the new Mexican restaurant that opened in the local Executive Inn Hotel. Lynna and I both decided that we could write a one line review of this establishment."After eating at Las Margaritas we didn't vomit."That about sums it up this eating experience. The reason we didn't vomit was because our stomach didn't even know we had eaten. The food was about as tasteless and spicy as a bottle of filtered spring water. The salsa was warm at best and surely not as HOT as it should have been. They do not offer free cheese dip either. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Fatback, Monkey Love and Dreadlocks</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/06/fatback-monkey-love-and-dreadlocks-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-06:7464c988-c366-4ff4-a5d4-96f132143e48</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="taquitos" />
		<updated>2008-02-06T12:03:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-06T12:03:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Six o'clock yesterday morning I was sitting in the drive thru at Whataburger waiting on them to finish slaughtering the pig so I could have a Bacon, Egg and Cheese Taquito when I looked up and saw the sign for the gas station next door. They were offering "Icy Hot Monkey Love".What a quandary. Do I stick around and get a Taquito which now sounds kinda wimpy in comparison. Or do I bail and leave Whataburger Guy holding the Taquito and rush over to see what is going on with this monkey. How can a monkey be icy and hot ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Lynna Gets More Hits</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/05/lynna-gets-more-hits-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-05:41aa868e-cbab-47c5-83b5-b89c3d062d33</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Lynna" />
		<updated>2008-02-05T12:40:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-05T12:40:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I would like to invite you to check out Lynna's blog over at Okie Sister. She writes better than me, she spells better than me and she gets hit on by strange women way more than me.I had a meeting this evening and got home about 8:oopm. I'm also coming down with a cold or flu or diphtheria. Lynna says I exaggerate but she is always wrong. Note to self.... find out if peanut M&amp;M lady has a cold or the flu. (Although it is probably not her because I don't believe that germs and chocolate can coexist in the ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>A Kiss Is Just A Kiss</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/03/a-kiss-is-just-a-kiss-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-03:9ff04107-614e-4b39-a9a9-f23c8fbd32f6</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Miranda" />
		<updated>2008-02-03T11:46:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-03T11:46:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[We attended the Miranda Lambert concert last night at Fort Sill. It was a great concert. But it was evident how much times have changed.We arrived and didn't plan to drink any beer so we strapped on a "Designated Driver" wrist band. I had never seen one of these before, in the old days the wrist bands just had your contact number on them. "In case of emergency call my parents at 555-555-1212."They were selling candy, yep candy at a concert, "Attention, let me have your attention. Don't eat the red Skittles. The red Skittles are bad" And Lynna wouldn't ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Starting Over Again</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/02/01/starting-over-again-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-02-01:6ab991ca-cd30-4661-9733-7b64b5826df0</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Images" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T12:00:33Z</updated>
		<published>2008-02-01T13:11:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I'm a fairly happy and content guy. I don't get the "I really want to have a new-----", you fill in the blank, itch often, if at all. I watch TV on a ten year old 50" big screen projection TV with dim bulbs, really dim bulbs. I just turn out all the lights and watch programs that are filmed in daylight.    The first time I saw Open Water I saw this:        I couldn't understand what all the talk was about. I dropped off to sleep three or four times. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Themeus Interruptus And Sweet Lola</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/31/themeus-interruptus-and-sweet-lola-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-31:938415e1-3c47-4984-aa05-fa9a7aaf6fca</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="seizures" />
		<updated>2008-01-31T06:07:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-31T06:07:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Sorry about the theme change.... again.... I know it is a little disconcerting. You go somewhere and expect a certain color background and a favorite font and !!BAM!! it's all changed.It just didn't feel right. I have the same issue with clothes and shoes sometimes. It's not an issue of something not fitting properly it's about feeling comfortable being inside the clothes or shoes. Same goes for this blog. After I write the words they just haven't felt comfortable inside these themes. The black theme was not too bad but it was a little dark and tended to send me ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Hot Links and Tex Messages</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/29/hot-links-and-tex-messages-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-29:da5e76ca-8aef-41ba-aa9a-f737b10092b7</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Yankees" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T12:02:41Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-29T13:28:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I thought I could just let it go. I was wrong.It has been eating at me for two days. I bought some Earl Campbell brand hot links at the store the other day. Yes, I expected them to be good... no... I expected them to be great. After all, Earl's from Texas. Texans should know about barbecue. He played football in Texas...I mean he played all of the football a guy can play in Texas, peewee football, midget football, junior high and high school football, college football, well not real college football he played at the University of Texas for ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>None Of It Is My Fault</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/26/none-of-it-is-my-fault-3.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-26:96647f88-9a95-4ec2-9850-eefba10b1cf9</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="People" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T18:54:44Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-26T03:38:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Ok...Now we know for sure that the world will not end if I don't post every single day.Although the Monte Carlo in Vegas did catch fire, and the cause of the fire is still under investigation, I am optimistic that investigators will not find my lack of blogging at fault....It was reported that many of the 3,000 guest were seen peering out windows and gambling in the casino as fire crews trudged through the building and fought the fire... what's wrong with people..... it is very evident that those individuals have never been on fire.....Also yesterday a helicopter crashed on ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Thipples, Smog And Cadavers</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/24/thipples-smog-and-cadavers-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-24:2d01f07a-8978-4002-922f-9a0c2d25bd54</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="thipples" />
		<updated>2008-01-24T00:55:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-24T00:55:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It is 10:00am and the temperature is 21&shy;° and I don't like it. For the last hour I have been outside looking for missing keys for a Volvo.I no longer have nipples. I now have thimbles also known as Thipples. No amount of rubbing has seemed to help... they just won't warm up. They are so hard they actually hurt. I think my nose is running but I'm not sure because I can't feel it.So any of you ladies out there that have pondered dreamily while reading my posts, "I wonder what this guy really looks like? Is he a ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>New Rules And A Ride On A Pony</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/23/new-rules-and-a-ride-on-a-pony-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-23:b2053f4c-4ae6-4276-ab4e-9046aa9cbbe9</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Animals" />
		<updated>2008-01-23T12:20:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-23T12:20:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I talked it over with myself and we decided that trying to come up with a new image every day as well as a blog entry everyday was not going to work. I will begin writing about unimportant events and I can't let that happen. I know that this is the place you come for your life altering information and guidance in all things intellectual. I must retain the trust and adoration of my rea.....OK.... OK....It's me.... I'm just lazy.I'm already tired of the pressure. It is still quite fun and I want to keep it that way.So after much ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Coffins and Silly Putty</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/21/coffins-and-silly-putty-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-21:c7492c41-862d-45d7-8600-54aad98e82de</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="death" />
		<updated>2008-01-21T12:29:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-21T12:29:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I'm looking for some other place to blog. This site is not working. The "What you see is what you get" editor is exactly the opposite of that.....It takes me 30 minutes to format and then when I publish it takes another 30minutes to fix the formatting for the actual post.Oh and the auto save feature just timed out four times while I was writing the two sentences above.If anyone has any ideas let me know.Until then I will just whine and cry over here in the corner....Anyone want a Star Trek casket or urn? Just hop over to Eternal ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Now it is my turn.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/20/now-it-is-my-turn-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-20:de067ef9-8088-4ac9-b91a-bb5b495a6d38</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="tent Phillip Mom" />
		<updated>2008-01-20T11:07:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-20T11:07:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[FeverRunny NoseAchyScratchy ThroatHeadacheSneezingIf I was still a little guy, my mom would make me a tent and fire up the vaporizer. Mom cured many ailments with a tent made from a sheet a vaporizer and a little Mentholatum crammed up your nose.  I think she even cured a hairline fracture in Phillip's left femur using this same treatment.There little Phillip was sitting in his room with his leg and the vaporizer in a little tent. Mom had smeared some Mentholatum under his knee cap and kept him stocked up on 7-up and saltine crackers. The vaporizer - tent treatment ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Long Wieners And Beer</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/19/long-wieners-and-beer-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-19:62b6c990-d918-4a69-866c-dc2f68ee0b9a</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="hotdog" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T12:05:02Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-19T09:23:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I love hotdogs.My new favorite is a Nathan's normal length wiener cooked on the George Forman with a toasted bun wrapped around it, no need for onions, cheese chili or mustard. Just a wiener and a toasted bun.... Nathan's are that good.Or you can go for the extra long version and chop each one into three equal pieces and wrap the cheapest canned croissant dough around it and toss it in the oven for about 12 minutes.... Nathan in a blanket dipped in honey mustard.... now you're talking.Not too long ago local Circle K stores had ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>I Got Pity Steak</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/18/i-got-pity-steak-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-18:9ecf39f5-9ef2-44e4-b17a-7c8fcc9460e7</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="LMac" />
		<updated>2008-01-18T12:10:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-18T12:10:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[All it took was a whine post about not getting any LMac and there before me was presented a steaming steak, baked potato and a fresh crispy salad. Man..... Lynna does good work. I would have taken a picture to share with you but I ate it too fast it smelled soooooo good.... Plus you never know... if I had lingered Lynna may have taken it as a critique of her meal and fed it to the dogs.They probably wouldn't have eaten it because they are still full from the mountain of LMac she gave them the other night.Not much ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Macaroni, Hendrix And Bible School</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/17/macaroni-hendrix-and-bible-school-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-17:f571c184-cc37-4870-aa32-ef14f8dfd49e</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="LMac" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T12:11:01Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-17T11:53:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Sometimes a guy just wants some Mac and Cheese.I'm not talking about the stuff in the box or the Styrofoam container. Not that I would turn away from those versions in a pinch.I'm talking about the real deal.Lynna's Macaroni And Cheese.I will not try to share the instructions. They are a secret that only she can share. I couldn't make it like her if I tried. It is magic. My daughter can get close but it is just not the same.So... I have been jonesin' for some LMac for about three months. About two weeks ago I returned from a ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>One Handshake Away From A Restraining Order</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/16/one-handshake-away-from-a-restraining-order-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-16:fcefaa03-014e-4a3c-83cd-6a54e08eecd4</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-06-04T19:30:26Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-16T12:00:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Here we go again.ChristiS from Blah Blah Blog has "tagged" me...Post 7 weird or unknown things about yourself....Ok, I don't know who you people have been talking to but I'm not nearly as weird as you seem to believe. I had to work really hard to come up with the seven things during the last tagging....I'll play again but I'm changing it up, this time I'm going with the seven most famous or infamous people I have met. Which in turn will make the subject of your tagging the same.Rules:    Link to the person who tagged you. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Assault On Beach Head Serta</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/15/assault-on-beach-head-serta-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-15:99fdec58-22f0-418d-8011-1bddaca92e08</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-15T13:41:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-15T13:41:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I am still not done with the tagged meme....I have been really busy at work.Lynna is feeling much better today. It appears that she will live. Thank goodness.I have an insight into why I'm not sleeping well.Last night at about 2:12am I was awakened by a mad rush of four dog that decided it was time to get in bed with the humans. It is timed assault. It has to be.Three small dogs came up from the foot of the bed all in stealth - slow - low mode and Trixie served as the last piece of the "time on ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Tired</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/14/tired-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-14:163f8fde-a1a0-46f6-95f1-45421f5e565f</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-14T15:08:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-14T15:08:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Lynna is still sick.I'm tired.I got tagged again today.I will post the tag meme tomorrow.Must try to sleep now. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Chicken and Dumplings</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/13/chicken-and-dumplings-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-13:4ede24c8-270b-49a1-bb27-965c0cba2bad</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Animals" />
		<updated>2008-01-13T11:13:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-13T11:13:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Here is my yesterday. Go to the store and buy ingredients.7 pounds of thighs7 pounds of breastsStalk of celeryLarge onionBag of baby carrots.Pictured above are the thighs. As this is a "family" blog I have not posted the pictures of the breasts. I will say that the breasts were very large and firm. Normally in one of these packages you will get seven or eight medium size breasts but this package only 5 very large breasts. In the following descriptions simply assume that the breasts received the same attention as the thighs. Remove thighs from package. I always use a ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Sucky Noodles And A Guy Named Ralph</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/12/sucky-noodles-and-a-guy-named-ralph-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-12:2d17a4c3-31dc-4aaf-a3e3-5773aca547bb</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Lynna" />
		<updated>2008-01-12T11:44:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-12T11:44:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Well.... Lynna is much better. She is feeling well enough to be upset with me for leading everyone to believe she had vomited. My mistake... she was just really mad at some guy named Ralph. But evidently she and Ralph have settled their differences.I spent the entire day making a big pot of chicken and dumplings and a big pot of chicken and noodles.The noodles suck.I will fill you in on the making of the "Pots O' Chicken" tomorrow. I even have pictures. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Vomit Bugs</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/11/vomit-bugs-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-11:2d32a59d-3907-49ca-b3c7-02cf99497bf4</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Animals" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T12:38:49Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-11T12:46:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Just a note to say that Lynna is sick. No time to blog tonight. She is currently one of two places.... in bed mumbling and moaning, or in the bathroom releasing vomit bugs. Poor thing, I wish I could do something to make it better. I just sit there and try not to breath in the bugs.One other thing.... I had to drive the filthy car again today....Hey I wonder if I brought home some filthy car bug and she caught it????I hope she doesn't think of that.... gotta go... ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Hang me two Piña Colada Air Fresheners</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/10/hang-me-two-piña-colada-air-fresheners-2.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-10:59c7b98e-542d-4fdf-9ab8-a5a81d1dd86d</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="WASH" />
		<updated>2008-01-10T12:08:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-10T12:08:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I'll just admit it... while I am not a filthy person, (at least in a cleanliness kind of way) I am also not a clean freak or one of those people who worry about who might have touched a door handle before them. I leave all the cleanliness issues to Lynna.If you want to buy her a great gift get her anything that will prevent her from touching something that someone else may have touched. Here are a few gift ideas for the germ freak in your family.Clean Sleeve Toilet Seat CoverVio Light (Lynna has seen these, there will be ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Cotton Mouth - Cotton Bowl</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/09/cotton-mouth--cotton-bowl.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-09:7ce6b387-0e8f-410a-bff2-ad1848fdcd41</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-09T19:17:15Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-09T19:17:15Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Watch out ladies there is a new roofie in town and as evidence of it's potency I can testify that I slept  all night last night.   I took two Tylenol PM that had expired during the eighth month of 2006. I do not know if the fact that they were expired by two years made them work so well or what, but I woke up this morning and didn't remember going to bed.   I have never seen anything like it... When I opened my eyes at the sound of the alarm my ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Oh God please let me sleep.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/08/oh-god-please-let-me-sleep.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-08:c47ff120-67d0-4de0-a190-c796efeb40d6</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-08T10:27:42Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-08T10:27:42Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[January 8, 2008 ---- Eight days into the new year and it appears that the one resolution that I could actually keep wasn't even made. So in the interest of actually keeping a resolution, I would like to amend my list and add one more resolution.   In 2008 I resolve not to sleep for more than 45 minutes at any given opportunity.  I think I can keep this one. In the first eight days I think I may have slept a total of 16 hours and no single session consisting of more than 45 minutes.   ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Can you buy a beaver at a dollar store? And if so, would it cost a dollar?</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/07/can-you-buy-a-beaver-at-a-dollar-store-and-if-so-would-it-cost-a-dollar.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-07:6d1c6801-4062-4381-813d-173bfc6605cb</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-07T15:12:00Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-07T15:12:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Shamelessly lifted from the News of the Weird Daily blog who shamelessly lifted it from the Poughkeepsie Journal.  A man was arrested in Poughkeepsie, N.Y., for allegedly shoplifting 42 items from a Family Dollar store, with the total haul worth an estimated, uh, $132&#8212;and he was charged with petit larceny, in fact, petty petit larceny.  If I'm the judge when this case comes to trial it gets thrown out because if he stole 42 items from the dollar store then he should have been arrested for stealing $42 worth of merchandise.  If you examine the pricing at ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Long Road Out Of MTV</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/06/long-road-out-of-mtv.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-06:9d3f7fbb-4d6a-47b5-8334-7f8556709864</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-06-04T18:56:07Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-06T16:36:45Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I was going to spend this post trashing the music of today's MTV top whatever. But I would be whistling in the wind. I am not going to convince the world that what is being "sold" on MTV now is little more than a joke. It's as if the performers, producers, record company execs and the reviewing press have gotten together and decided to play a game of The Emperor's New Clothes . They just want to see how poorly written and offending the lyrics can be, how non-musically the music can be written (if it is even actually written ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>New Template</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/05/new-template.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-05:2c361c91-f688-4c98-b3f2-d9bf8bf453fb</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-05T18:57:55Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-05T18:57:55Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I changed the template as you can see. Do you like it? Yes.... No.... Maybe  It took way to long. It is true that if you don't use it you lose it. I'm talking about HTML. That's right I have forgotten how to write HTML and now they have this uppity Java and CSS and all the other magic that I don't have a clue how to edit for my own use.... oh to be young again....  I took up all my blogging time trying to fix my template. I hate when that happens.....  For now let ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>The Great Bra Caper Of 1978</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/04/the-great-bra-caper-of-1978.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-04:692f4885-c604-4cf1-8577-53248889e7bc</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-04T22:31:14Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-04T22:31:14Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Here we are... on the cusp of the first weekend of 2008. For those of you that don't know much about Oklahoma, this week pretty much sums it up. At one point I believe on Tuesday morning it was around 25&#176; (there's that extended character thing again... thanks Rick) now tomorrow, four days later the forecast high is in the mid to upper 70's. It is yet to be seen what tomorrow will hold, but I imagine that it will be all that is expected and more. The weather here can truly change in a matter of minutes. I have ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Would you be alarmed if you flushed your toilet and it started?</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/03/would-you-be-alarmed-if-you-flushed-your-toilet-and-it-started.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-03:ac07d4b3-a879-46cc-b4ea-8e6428cfa77f</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-01-03T20:51:38Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-03T20:51:38Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Ok we are just three days, yes three days into the new year and I think we already have a winner in the, &quot;Call Randy at work with the most bizarre true story about why you need his help with your car&quot; contest.  This is a contest that is open to all customers that are actually planning to have their vehicle repaired  or buy parts from me. This young lady that owns a later model Volkswagen called and said, &quot;I was in the ladies room and when I stood up my keyless entry/key fell into the toilet. And ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Snot, Smog And Cadavers</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2008/01/02/thipples-smog-and-cadavers.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2008-01-02:a43217d6-38a5-4111-80f5-15519b174991</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Weather" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T13:11:19Z</updated>
		<published>2008-01-02T20:05:00Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[It is 10:00am and the temperature is 21&shy;° and I don't like it. For the last hour I have been outside looking for missing keys for a Volvo.I think my nose is running but I'm not sure because I can't feel it.So any of you ladies out there that have pondered dreamily while reading my posts, "I wonder what this guy really looks like? Is he a "hunk"? Is he "hot"?", just for a minute picture a 48 year old guy balding to the point that if he had a mullet he could only have the party part, with a ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Anno Domini Nostri Iesu (Jesu) Christi MMVIII ego diluo:</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/31/anno-domini-nostri-iesu-jesu-christi-mmviii-ego-diluo.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-31:15889ffa-35c4-41e2-9bb3-56b1201cfc5f</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2007-12-31T07:46:27Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-31T07:46:27Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[In the year of our Lord 2008 I resolve:     That I will blog every day.     That I will be a better husband, father, son and person.     That I will help someone in some way every day.     That I will not stab myself.     That I will lose 30 pounds.     That I will not hire any more nutjobs.     That I will become more flexible and understanding of the opinions and feelings of others, even ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Viva Laughlin Circling The Drain</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/30/viva-laughlin-circling-the-drain.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-30:da395deb-447e-4b5b-94dc-e8d231b81d00</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2007-12-30T20:18:09Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-30T20:18:09Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Let me start by saying if you like the current offering of movies, television shows and music, you might want to back out now. You probably will not like what I have to say today.  I kinda complained about music awhile back so I will just take on television today.  Who decides what gets on TV and more importantly what stays on TV. Whoever they are... they are not qualified to choose their own jell-o color at Golden Corral. These people thought that Viva Laughlin was a good idea. It was the worst program I have ever seen. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>RW + DG</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/29/rw--dg.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-29:3204a9dc-1a39-4bd0-a8c8-993c218258fa</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Dream Girl" />
		<category term="Family" />
		<updated>2007-12-29T19:15:42Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-29T19:15:42Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Saturday, December 29, 2007    RW + LW  Three more days of vacation. The first eight went by at the speed of light... I hope we can stretch these last three out. We only take one week of vacation each year, and let me tell you... that is not enough.  We usually have a big project of some kind, but not this year. We just kicked back and relaxed and spent some time together. Last year our project was to take the week and finish the remodel of the bedroom. We finished about ten months later. ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Happy Days Are Here Again</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/28/happy-days-are-here-again.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-28:d8e734a1-774b-44fa-8c58-bfd14b70407f</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2007-12-28T15:44:38Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-28T15:44:38Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[The DHL guy showed up today with the package from Dell containing the elusive wireless card. Five minutes after I handed over the card to DG we had a computer that not only booted in the normal amount of time we also had a computer that is..... wait for it..... WIRELESS that's right wireless. As in no wires connecting the computer to anything. Happy Day!!!!  Say good by to the big blue cat5 cable strung over the door in the living room and hello to posting from the bathtub wearing only a soap ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>365 Days And Company</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/27/365-days-and-company.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-27:ce5b9988-b57a-48aa-959a-a25c4d2ee222</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Tech Support" />
		<category term="DELL" />
		<category term="Wireless" />
		<category term="Christmas" />
		<updated>2007-12-27T20:29:32Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-27T20:29:32Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I know I missed posting yesterday. We had company for a few days (BIL Rick and daughter Nikki) and we spent our time in actual conversation and movie watching... And then Rick helped DG get her USB turntable hooked up to the non-wireless laptop so she can record all her albums to a hard drive.  Dogs find recording vinyl records onto a digital medium extremely boring as evidenced by the photo at right.  There was actually some progress on the wireless front. DG spent another hour on the phone with Tech Support and convinced them that it wasn't ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>All that matters.....</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/25/all-that-matters.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-25:c3ce4485-7d36-49b1-b752-840dc1ada2ab</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Christmas" />
		<category term="Family" />
		<updated>2007-12-25T19:47:16Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-25T19:47:16Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Enough Said.... Merry Christmas ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Christ, The Sharper Image and Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/24/christ-the-sharper-image-and-pizza.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-24:ff33637b-871c-44a2-b7b9-88ba3ad6da49</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Christmas" />
		<updated>2008-06-03T12:47:10Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-24T09:45:50Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I made my first attempt at filling my Mom's apron as far as the yearly Christmas baking goes... I got up this morning and made a pecan pie. It's not bad... it's not great... but its not bad. The crust needs some work, but I'll get there eventually. Next year it is going to be peanut brittle, sugar cookies and a better pecan pie.   I also stirred up a pretty good batch of dressing to go with the turkey tomorrow. So I don't feel like too big of a failure.  I am not a really Christmasie kind ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>It's the thought...</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/30/its-the-thought.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-23:65eebf2c-f9ab-4af7-a261-36a23d6b1962</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Children" />
		<category term="Christmas" />
		<updated>2008-06-04T18:58:10Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-23T17:48:36Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Anyone that works retail the two days before Christmas deserves an award. That or a discounted psych exam. It was nuts out there today.   And I hit all the major spots:   Sams - I was there yesterday and saw a really neat toy that would have been perfect for my nephews age 6 and 2. I decided today to go ahead and get it even though it involved the children shooting dart type projectiles at each other. They were all gone. Not just this toy... all the toys. I don't think they sold out, I guess ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Gone But For The Memories</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/22/gone-but-for-the-memories.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-22:9967b3c2-9f2a-41e3-8df1-18f649aaf031</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2007-12-22T11:48:06Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-22T11:48:06Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[I was tempted to get all weepy and sad. I was going to write about the loss of people in our lives. I decided I am NOT going to do that.... at least until after the new year....   For now I will post this quick list of things from my childhood that are no more... this is just the short list the long one is on its way..   The contents of Beverly's Chicken in the Rough/Pancake Corner (across the street west of Pen Square Mall) is being auctioned off the first week of 2008. Here is ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Screaming Monkeys And Santa</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/16/screaming-monkeys-and-santa.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-16:42c29315-de13-412c-967f-c32b280004ff</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<category term="Christmas" />
		<updated>2007-12-16T17:40:52Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-16T17:40:52Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[There is still time to buy me a Christmas gift, if you use UPS or FedEx shipping. I know how hard it has been to decide what to get me. In a effort to reduce some of your pre-Christmas stress I thought I would make a little list like I gave to Santa when I was a little younger.        Mitsubishi 73&quot; DLP&#174; HDTV I want this as much as I wanted the Monkey Man Assault Suit with weapons when I was 6....        &#160;Screaming Monkey - Oh ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>BOB, Strippers And A Stroke</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/14/bob-strippers-and-a-stroke.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-14:c1f71fa9-21bc-4738-8e41-2fb20042b4ab</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-06-04T19:00:49Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-14T18:04:37Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[Hurtling down the highway at 75mph jammin to one of the greatest radio stations in the free world BOB FM 96.9 . Peering through the windshield staring at a wall of fog just out of reach of the fount bumper. It was like looking out the window of the airplane when your flying through a nice bank of clouds. I was just minding my own business just wondering what really good song they would play next. You see, BOB plays "All the rock you like.... none of the stuff you don't". It is non stop rock. It is the radio ...]]></content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Oklahoma Door Standers</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://randysblog.com/2007/12/11/oklahoma-door-standers.aspx" />
		<id>tag:randysblog.com,2007-12-11:798ce323-9d67-4505-b28a-e6ac27f4a53d</id>
		<author>
			<name>Randy</name>
			<email>car_part@swbell.net</email>
		</author>
		<updated>2008-06-04T19:02:18Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-11T15:17:40Z</published>
		<content type="html"><![CDATA[What is the fascination with standing in the doorway or the entrance to an isle in the store? This is for sure an Okie thing. Even our dogs do it.   I have been other places, like Dallas and even Kansas City once and didn't have the problem. Evidently in Oklahoma there is no fire code.  Anywhere you go in Oklahoma someone has decided to impede traffic to and or from somewhere or  something. There will be an entire family blocking the chip and nut isle at mercado de diablo or as the the rest of us ...]]></content>
	</entry>
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