The Camel Toes Are Here... The Camel Toes Are Here

I stopped by Polar Donuts in Oklahoma City yesterday to pick up my special ordered Camel Toe Donuts.

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For those of you in the Metro the address is:

Polar Donuts
1111 North Meridian Avenue
Oklahoma City, OK 73107-5772

The counter girl was boxing them up as I walked in. I took them straight to the truck and opened them up so I could get a good look at the Unicorn of the pastry world. They were still warm and glistening with sweetness.

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That is when I noticed that not only had they made them special for me, they had gone the extra mile.

You see... the Camel Toes I have seen in the past looked like this:

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Beautiful but kind of plain. If you can call a Camel Toe plain.

What I found in this batch though was that when you pick up that plain looking Camel Toe and spread those toes wide you find that the donut guy spiced them up for me a little with a little surprise. These are not your everyday run of the mill Camel Toes... These are quite special.

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As the toes spread wide, the moist, pink, sticky inside is reveled.

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Top five things to do with a Camel Toe Donut:

#5 - Straddle the Camel Toe over a pencil or pointer, letting it "ride" around the office till the goo gets on the floor.

#4 - Hang the Camel Toe out the window of a moving car so that it whistles.

#3 - Leave the Camel Toe in the sun on a beach or pool chair, the inside will become warm and molten and the outside will become wet and sticky to the touch.

#2 - Keep a Camel Toe on the seat of your bicycle. The oils in the Camel Toe will keep the leather supple and the filling will keep it smelling great.

#1 - Slide your tongue inside the Camel Toe and then suck it dry.

 

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