Is this a great country or what? I just got off the phone with my donut dealer in Oklahoma City and I ordered a dozen Camel Toes for pickup when I'm in the city on the 22nd.

Our conversation:

Dealer -  How can I help you?

Me - A while back I stopped in and picked up some camel toes. Do you still have them.

Dealer - I make them to order now. How many would you like?

Me -  Umm (like I can ask him to make just one...) How about a dozen.

Dealer - No problem, I'm going to put you on speaker so my cashier can take your order.

Female Cashier - What can I get for you?

Me - I need a dozen Camel Toes.

Female Cashier - Excuse me?

Dealer - (over the sound of laughter from, I can only assume, other customers) You know the ones that look like two knuckles... you know the ones... Just write it down and take his name and phone number.

This should prove interesting.  Photos in the near future...

I wonder if I can get them with sprinkles???