DG took a message for me today while I was out snapping some photos.

I came back and she handed me this message

Reggie

aba√t Jetta

XX1-233ð

You think I am kidding... here is the message (I blurred the first two numbers on the off chance that you could translate this message and call Reggie. Why you would do that is beyond me but DG said I should hide his identity. I thought she had done a really good job of that already.)

Now keep in mind we operate an import auto repair and parts business.

DG can spell so I don't know how "about" became "abaut" but she hates to take messages so she just kinda does it. That and I think she wants me to come to her office so she can look at my nice manly butt.

So being the kind of guy that wouldn't want to disappoint, I go to her office and ask, "Honey what's up with this message?

She looks at me and says, "Reggie called something about a Jetta."

"Honey, what about the Jetta and is it one that is here or one that is coming in", I ask patiently and with obvious understanding of her hatred of message taking.

"Reggie called about a Jetta.... then blah...blah...blah something about a car.", she replied beginning to sound annoyed.

"Thanks dear, you're the greatest, Reggie is lucky to have had you take his message, I will call him right now." I said as I turned and walked out of her office.

"Hey", she called after me.

"Yes?", I asked.

"Your saggin', pull  up your pants ... you know you have no ass to hold them "....

Thanks allot Reggie......