Location: Carl's Jr. Lawton, Oklahoma

Me (speaking into mechanical ordering station in the drive-thru): I would like one Star Burger with cheese, medium fries, two for $3.00 Chili Dogs, and a five piece Crisp Burrito with guacamole.

Faceless speaker below order screen: That's one Star Burger with cheese, medium fries, two for $3.00 Chili Dogs, and a five piece Crisp Burrito with guacamole

Me: Correct.

Faceless speaker below order screen: Your total is $17.25 at the first window. (I totally made up that amount, I didn't get a receipt. I believe it was $17 something.)

I pull to the first window... or should I say I tried to pull to the first window but the person in front of me was afraid of invading the "vehicle space" of the person in front of them and left a five foot space between their cars. So I was left to hang out the window of my truck and try to make two cash exchanges in the 30mph Oklahoma wind. Why "window one woman" couldn't wait till I actually pulled even with the window to make the exchange I have no idea.

As I wait for window two, I turn my attention to the car in front of me and realize that it is not in fact a white car. it is a blue car that is covered in bird droppings. I can't imagine anything quite as appetizing as a caca encrusted Cadillac.

The crusty Cadillac finally departs and I reach "window two woman" who hands me a bag while asking/stating, "You got the chili dogs."

In fear of not getting my complete order, knowing I can't dig through the bag and know what is what without opening everything, I look her directly in the eye and say, "I ordered two chili dogs, fries, 5 burritos with guacamole and a burger." She looks me right back in the eye and says, "Yes it's all in there."

I get to work and give Dream Girl her burger and fries. I return to the bag to discover that it only contains two chili dogs and container holding 1/2 tablespoon of guacamole.

Not one burrito in site, much less five. Yet I don't immediately call Carl's Jr. and complain because I notice that the chili dogs (which are contained loosely in small paper bags) have been loaded in to larger sack vertically. My first concern is to attempt to salvage the dogs and eat them while they are moderately warm.

When I finally finished scrapping tepid chili dog out of the bags and licking it off of a spork I found in my desk drawer, I called and spoke to the manager of the Carl's Jr. She said that she had asked the girl if my burritos were in the bag prior to her handing it to me and that window two woman had said yes. I told the manager that it appears w2w flat out lied to both of us.

The manager said that when she got off the phone she was going to tell w2w "what for". I said I would hope that when she got finished telling her "what for" she would also admonish her for lying to both of us and then give her a quick lesson about chili dogs and gravity.

I hope she doesn't fire w2w because the fact the w2w is going to burn in hell for lying and screwing up hotdogs was more than enough punishment.

I just ate the guacamole with the chili dog stained spork. It wasn't nearly as good without the burritos.

What is so hard about handing food out of a window and what job do you strive for when you realize you aren't capable of handing food out of a window correctly......