Who had a ball in my bed?
Dream Girl got into bed last night and matter-of-factly asked, "Who left this tennis ball in my bed?", as she dragged it from under the covers and tossed it to the floor.
All four dogs looked at me.
I didn't do it.
I can't even fit a tennis ball in my mouth. Don't ask how I know....
That looks like a funny intimate moment. If Dream Girl had a tempurpedic then she probably wouldn't have felt the ball at all, but that's just a tip in case she finds the ball in bed again. And I won't ask you anything, you're safe.
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