Happiness
Regardless of what you may have been told by the Beatles.....
Happiness is a pallet of Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper.....
How do you score a pallet of Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper you might ask....
Get you dad addicted to it and then tell him where it is and give him the keys to the truck.
I wonder if there is a law against intrastate transportation of large quantities of carbonated soft drinks?
Pssst.... hey bub..... suuuuup???? Want to score a twelve pack of Cherry Heaven????? Show me a couple Abes..... and lets do the deal.......




I think you're OK transporting it over the state line as long as it's for "personal use." Just don't sell any to strangers out the back door of the shop.
Reply to this