Ok, I never said that I was going to start posting every single day right away. There are mental and technical obstacles which need to be overcome.

Mentally it's difficult to open that can back up without making a mess. It is a lot like opening a can of beer after dropping it while falling off the porch. No... not me I saw it happen once. Although.... I have fallen out of a chair on the beach before..... I saved the rum though...

But anyway... when the beer gets shaken you must first let it set for a while, unmolested. Then you must lift the tab only slightly so as to begin releasing the pent up pressure all the while ready to go in commando style in case the pressure released takes the form of frothy tan foam or actual liquid golden goodness. It is better to take a full spray of beer in the face like a trooper and capture some in your mouth than to not make the effort and allow that tin soldier to die in a fog of beer mist.

If I just let 'er rip and unleash the torrents of thought I will probably get some on you, the walls maybe even the ceiling fans. There will be uncontrolled talk of nipples, goats, Jessica Simpson's feet and her sisters uncanny ability to poorly lip sync common spoken phrases. And the last thing you want is your loved one coming home and screaming "What the hell... have you been reading Randy again? There's lip sync all over your glasses." Sooooo, we are going to start off slow. But unlike the beer I welcome molestation....

As far as the technical issues... we went through the router battles quite a few months ago and have that issue well in hand, although we do still have enough routers that we give them out as gifts on birthdays and Christmas. I believe we still have more routers in stock than Office Depot here in town. Currently the issue is that our wireless Internet to the house is brokeass. The last two nights I sat down to write and nope.... not going anywhere... can't even pull in my email. The company says our signal is shooting through a neighbors antenna. Not only does that sound filthy it sounds illegal.

Dream girl says the solution is to write on my laptop at home and then put it on my stick and take it to work and then upload.

I guess that would work because my stick is big enough to hold a novel.