A baby fly has been pestering me all day and it finally landed on the "J" of my keyboard. Using my superior ninja reflexes, I struck with lightening speed and thwacked it right off the "J" and somehow caused it to become lodged under the "N".

Now every time I type an "N" it starts buzzing as it tries to escape its phonetic prison.

I tried poking the "N" hard in an attempt to end its suffering but to no avail. It seems that I must wait for the fly to succumb to starvation before there will be any reprieve from the constant bleating of those miniature wings.

Just typing this post sounds like a tiny electric razor.

I just realized that starvation is not an option. There is more food under the keys of this keyboard than in many garbage dumpsters.

How long do flies live????? (Thank goodness for the Internet. Now I know that this should only last 15 to 30 days.... unless it's a she and she lays 500 eggs...)

An update on my last post:

KFC called and offered me a free strip dinner. I told them to send me the coupon but they would rather I came by and asked for it at the time of my order....

Like that's going to happen..... "Excuse me...I'm the guy that e-mailed corporate and got you in trouble.... can I pickup my free strip dinner... preferably without custom "enhancements"..... no I think I'll pass.

Oh... I euthanized the fly with a JetStream roller ball pen..... no more buzzing..... but now my pen skips when you write an "N".

Note to self... buy new pen before signing name.....