I have been a little preoccupied with the election and haven't made it over here in a while.

Sorry.

Something marvelous happened tod.... Wait... something stupendous happened tod... Wait...

Something fantastical happened today. Welcome to the "Battle Of The Adjectives". (Spoken in the soothingly deep voice of He-man.)

I can't even find the "most bestest" adjective to describe what I found when I opened the fridge at work today.

We have been eating out more than usual but today dream girl took the time before work to make us sandwiches for lunch. Not just any old sandwich. No... we're talking about a ham and cheese sandwich with lettuce and spicy Cajun pickles. Oh... I almost forgot the whole adjective part..... The most important part.......... wait for it....................................................

Real, let me say that again... Real bread. Yes, you heard that correctly real white bread. Wonder Bread I believe. Real, white, soft, squishy Wonder Bread.

For the record you can tell which sandwich is mine because mine is cut in half from corner to corner. I can't eat a sandwich cut across the middle. I just don't roll that way. Dream girl loves me and it shows in the sandwich slicing.....