Me: Do you want me to bring something home for dinner tonight?

DG: I bought lunch meat at the store. We're having sandwiches for supper tonight.

Me: Do you know what I really want?

DG:

Me: Do you know what I really want for dinner? Want me to tell you?

DG: What...? What....? What do you really want for supper?

Me: Real bread. You know... the kind that is white and soft. You know real, soft, white bread.

DG: We don't eat that now. We eat wheat bread.

Me: And real Mayonnaise.

DG: We don't buy that anymore either. We buy low fat Mayonnaise.

Me: That's what I want. A nice ham sandwich with real bread and real Mayonnaise... Oh... and... a slice of real cheese.

DG: We have reduced fat lunch meat, 2% cheese, wheat bread and low fat Mayonnaise.That's what we're having for supper

Me: Okay.