Woman Stabs Husband During Fight Over Hotdogs

At some point, the man snatched the plate of hot dogs from his wife's hands, the report said. The action prompted the woman to stab her husband in the shoulder with a steak knife, according to authorities.

Anton Van Bladel then alleged grabbed a handgun and pointed it at the woman's head and said he was going to kill her. Both a knife and a handgun were recovered from the couple's home.

The husband and wife were arrested and face several charges in connection with the incident, including aggravated battery and aggravated assault.


Why would this be "news" other than to praise the wife and to let the public at large know that finally someone has had enough. Someone is not going to put up with Hotdog abuse any longer.

He grabbed her hotdogs. When you grab someones Hotdogs all the rules go out the window. Natural instinct kicks in and your only thought is to protect the Hotdog. After all, Hotdogs are like children except for the part where you put them on the grill and want to eat them and the fact that you don't need to buy them school supplies. Oh and a hotdog will never say they are too busy to visit on holidays.

This lady deserves a medal. She stood up for herself and her Hotdogs. I'm willing to bet that this is not the first time this so called husband has disrespected her and her Hotdogs. He needed to be taught a lesson. This was not a simple inconsiderate act like cutting in front of your spouse at the Hotdog "fixin's" counter in the kitchen. This was a premeditated act of terror. According to one report he waited until AFTER she had prepared her Hotdogs before he launched his dastardly plot.

This was not a simple case of taking someones wienie in a bun. A wienie stuck in a bun is not a Hotdog. (Unless of course you are one of the few individuals that like your Hotdog plain.) A Hotdog IS the sum of its parts. She took the time to cook the wienie and possibly even toast the bun. She added her own mixture of condiments and possibly some finely minced onion and chili. Then and only then did he strike. He took from her something irreplaceable. The perfect Hotdog. Because we all know that upon completion each Hotdog is a work of art, a treasure to be honored and revered. Revered for the work the artist poured into its creation and revered for the indelible mark the Hotdog will leave on all who view it and partake of its juicy delights.

Would you have faulted Leonardo Da Vinci if he had stabbed Vincenzo Peruggia when Peruggia stole the Mona Lisa from the Louvre in Paris in 1911? Hell no.... And I am sure he would have buried a knife in both of Peruggia's shoulders if only Da Vinci hadn't died in 1519... damn the luck.

The theft of a work of art, be it a painting of a woman smirking like she knows you watch Survivor for the naked blurred boobs and butt or a perfectly prepared Hotdog is a slap in the face of not only our society but humanity as a whole. It should be dealt with swiftly.

Hotdog lovers unite!  Let your voice be heard!!!!

Free Alfreda!!   Free Alfreda!!   Free Alfreda!!   Free Alfreda!!   Free Alfreda!!   Free Alfreda!!  

 

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