While I was visiting those links over there on the right , (Yes, blogs written by individuals who employ the novel concept of a linear thought process. It is truly a wonder that I can even make sense of them.) I discovered a post about a trail of cheese.  Which then reminded me of “The Trail Of Tears”, which in turn reminded me of the song Indian Reservation, which was preformed by Paul Revere and the Raiders, which of course reminded me of the song “Louie Louie”, which reminded me (because heaven forbid that we actually write our own music from scratch) of the opening of Nirvana's popular single "Smells Like Teen Spirit", which reminded me that recently I overcooked some Asiago cheese in the microwave. That area of the kitchen smelled like the inside of a sweaty gym shoe for days. And you still get a whiff every now and then…. Even after the ceremonial drenching of the microwave with bleach. And, just for the record, setting the microwave on high and turning it on for 30 minutes does not “cook out” the smell. It did make me feel a little dizzy though and now clocks and watches won't work in the kitchen…..

I guess it is the cheese circle of life. 

My mind is like the internet. It is full of hyperlinks. It’s too bad most times the ones in my brain don’t wait to be clicked before opening. Maybe I need a mental popup blocker. 

It is bad enough to think in links but I have begun talking in links. I have actually had the following conversation with DG: 

Randy - “Where have I seen that older guy on that new show we watched the other night.” 

DG – “Oooookay”, which show” 

Randy – “You know… the one that starred the guy that was in that computer movie with that woman that is married to the guy from the movie about the barrel of monkeys.” 

DG – “What are you talking about?” 

Randy – “You know that guy.. what’s his name.” 

DG –  “Who is he?” 

Randy – “I just told you.” 

DG – “All I heard was “bla,bla, bla, bla”. 

Randy – “I said it was the guy on the show that starred the guy that was in that computer movie with that woman that is married to the guy from the movie about the barrel of monkeys that said, “Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumb assholes. I'm a mental patient. I'm supposed to act out!.” (Which, by the way, is in my top ten movie quotes.) 

DG – Waving her hands above her head and walking out of the room. “I’m having you tested for Tourettes.” 

Randy – You know…. He was married to the girl from Friends.