Two For Tuesday March 18, 2008

- "Hurry your ass up, let's go get some lunch.", even when said in jest is not the proper way to ask your darling wife to lunch. Never has been.... never will be, men must sleep sometime and women are very patient.
- When it rains I can hear the drops hitting my bald head. As my grandpa would say, "It sounds like a cow peeing on a flat rock." It's bad enough getting rained on and being bald but must a guy always be haunted by the sound of rock peeing cows?






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