Wipe That Silly Valentine Smile Off Your Face

I was lucky enough to have lunch with my dream girl today. Even more luckily, I get to have lunch with my dream girl almost everyday.

Lynna and I went to the Pusan restaurant for some Korean Buffet. The pork as well as the beef bulgogi were wonderful as always, and the sweet tea is still the best in town ... It is a comfortable place to have lunch and now that the parking problems have been addressed it is one of the best places in town for a quick meal at lunch or a nice quiet "supper ordered from the menu" destination.

As Lynna was driving us to lunch I asked a question to which I had hoped I already knew the answer. I asked, "What does it mean when a girl tells me three times in the span of a week that she is single?" Ok, I admit I was fishing a little. I was hoping to hear Lynna say, "Well, you steamin' hunk of man, she has just noticed what I have know for years, that you are the hottest man in the southwest."

Now... I know it's not true. I know that it wouldn't be true even if you left out all the words in that sentence except, "Well, your the man." But, I thought maybe if I lobbed it in there she might take a swing at it just for the humor of it all......

No... she is much too honest for my little ego games....this is how the conversation went....

Randy: "Darling, what does it mean when a girl tells me three times in the span of a week that she is single?"

Lynna: "It means she's really hard up."

Man.... That is just wrong..... You screw up one Valentine's Day years ago and they never let you live it down.

It could be worse. She could have said, "Usually that means she likes my hair and wants you to introduce us." Which more times than not is the truth.......

Honey, you're so pretty.

Lynna, you are the love of my life and my dream girl. Thanks for putting up with me for another year. You are the best.

Love ya

 

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