Coffins and Silly Putty

I'm looking for some other place to blog. This site is not working. The "What you see is what you get" editor is exactly the opposite of that.....

It takes me 30 minutes to format and then when I publish it takes another 30minutes to fix the formatting for the actual post.

Oh and the auto save feature just timed out four times while I was writing the two sentences above.

If anyone has any ideas let me know.

Until then I will just whine and cry over here in the corner....





Anyone want a Star Trek casket or urn? Just hop over to Eternal Image and they can fix you up with a casket or urn with themes ranging from Star Trek, Precious Moments, Major League Baseball, the American Kennel Club and the Cat Fanciers.





There is a place, Tribute Direct, where you can buy "lifestyle" caskets. They offer boating, or hunting themed casket. There is even one with a golf theme. Do people really not understand that these will never be seen again. Well unless there is a flood or something.....and even then the theory is that the vault will keep the casket in the ground. Sometimes swimming pools float out of the ground so that theory may be a little questionable.



I found a company called UONO Coffins that sells a coffin that is eco friendly. They call it a cocoon. I think it looks more like a suppository. It weighs only 20kg. In the real world that is 44 pounds. So in other words it is a hollow piece of plastic. They come in many colors. If I decide to buy one of these I hope the artist that does my makeup for my funeral shaves my chest and head and uses some really pinkish makeup on my head, face, neck and chest. Then they could put me in the bright yellow and blue Cocoon and I would look like a big giant piece of Silly Putty when they took the top shell off for viewing. Then after the funeral everyone could press me onto the newspaper and make copies of my obituary and then stretch my face out of shape....

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