I am still not done with the tagged meme....

I have been really busy at work.

Lynna is feeling much better today. It appears that she will live. Thank goodness.

I have an insight into why I'm not sleeping well.

Last night at about 2:12am I was awakened by a mad rush of four dog that decided it was time to get in bed with the humans. It is timed assault. It has to be.

Three small dogs came up from the foot of the bed all in stealth - slow - low mode and Trixie served as the last piece of the "time on target" assault.

The little dogs would have been the infantry to Trixie's long range artillery strike.

She leaped from the floor on Lynna's side of the bed up and over Lynna's head and shoulders and landed in a spot directly between our bodies. The space could not have been more than 5 inches wide by 10 inches long. All four of her feet landed in that area without ever touching any other part of the bed or Lynna.

It was as if the little dogs used some type of laser target acquisition. I knew I was out gunned and I just got up quietly and moved to my recliner in the Living room. I just hoped they didn't decide to frag me on the way out.

Lynna woke up this morning completely unaware of the invasion that took place overnight. At least until she turned her head toward my side of the bed and saw Trixie lying on her side facing Lynna with her head on my pillow staring at her with a very pleased look on her face.

By the way....


Am I the only guy that saved his lunch money to buy a Serta mattress in hopes Joey Heatherton would be be part of the package..... and then she went and picked Lance Rentzel who thanked her by waving his junk in front of a ten year old girl. Here he is with Joey Heatherton and he is chasing little girls and I should have been chasing little girls and I was saving for a mattress. Had I know he was out looking for a date at the local grade school I could have been over at Joey's house helping her run her lines for her next commercial.



Lance..... Dude... what was wrong with you... not only were you a pervert you were plain nuts....