I listen to the Bob and Tom show on the radio while driving to work. I really shouldn't. They are childish, immature and offensive, kinda like that third cousin that shows up on your front porch every third or fourth February 14th.... like Valentines Day is a holiday where you visit relatives.....
The reason he is not there on the other February 14th's is that he is usually either in prison or married to a carny and traveling with the carnival. They let him feed the chickens that they later toss to the guy in geek pit.

That actually happened to me. Not the carnival geek pit thing....

This second cousin or some such came to visit with his grandmother or something and I was put in charge of entertaining this wack job. I asked how he liked living in California, and his answer was that "It's really cool to sit in the parking lot by the Corcoran State Prison and watch Charles Manson walk on top of the prison during his "exercise time". Is it true? Probably not. But that makes it even worse. It would be bad enough to actually sit in a parking lot watching a convicted murderer exercise, but this guy has built an entire fantasy of doing it and tells the fantasy to other people...

Manson once said in an interview that part of the reason they did the things they did was to exact revenge on the establishment for treating his "family" bad simply because they were different. It is true that the "establishment" at the time was making some snap decisions and treating people very heavy handedly. In one documented case the police arrested Chuck and some of his followers because the bus they were traveling in had broken down and the women with small children were breast feeding beside the highway. (They should have purchased a Medela Breast Pump) Yes it was probably a little overzealous on the part of police but at the same time the proper revenge might have been keying the police chiefs car not murdering people.

Years later I was in a club with a friend, Tom, after a football game and Tom had to leave to move the car so it would not get locked in the lot. So he leaves and about 10 minutes later as I am enjoying the entertainment on stage I sense someone sitting down at my table and pouring a beer from the pitcher. I assume that it is my friend. At the end of the song I turn to ask if he got the car moved and I see  Charles Manson sitting at my table. I swear on the Bible it looked exactly like Manson. Not the shaved head Manson. I'm talking about the real deal. The long bushy hair and beard with a swastika or an X carved into the forehead, interview with Tom Snyder, Charlie Manson.

My very first thought was, "That crazy nut job cousin of mine busted Manson out of the pen. Now they have come to visit. It must be Valentines Day."

I just about wet myself. But instead I searched around and didn't see Nutjob so I just looked Chuck in the swastika and said, "Hey." to which he replied, "Hey". About that time another song started and I turned by attention back to the stage and hoped for the best. After that song I turned to "I pray to God this really isn't Manson" guy and say, "So, hows it going?" and he just looks at me and says, "Great, just great. Thanks for the seat and the beer." And then he gets up and walks out of the club.
A few seconds later Tom returns and I ask him "What took you so long?" and he says, "I've been back about five minutes but I wasn't about to come over here.... What the hell was Charles Manson doing sitting in my chair and why was he drinking our beer?"

I don't know who he was and can only hope that the authorities are not letting Manson exercise at clubs in Norman.

Sorry, Back to the Bob And Tom Show.... They were talking about a story concerning a surgeon that was in trouble for using his cell phone to take a picture of a patients privates while the patient was under anesthesia for a gall bladder operation. Evidently there was a tattoo on the patients penis that said...... yep that is when the radio station cut out.

I get to work and know that I am not going to be able to actually accomplish anything until I find out what this guys privates say. (Which sounds weird because generally mens privates are fairly quiet.)

So I sit down in front of the computer and open my favorite website Google.com and typed in Penis and Tattoo.

Don't EVER do that at work.