There is still time to buy me a Christmas gift, if you use UPS or FedEx shipping. I know how hard it has been to decide what to get me. In a effort to reduce some of your pre-Christmas stress I thought I would make a little list like I gave to Santa when I was a little younger.

Mitsubishi 73" DLP® HDTV I want this as much as I wanted the Monkey Man Assault Suit with weapons when I was 6....

 Screaming Monkey - Oh wait.... I already have one of these.... It screams when I shut the passengers rear door of my Pickup. Makes me laugh every time.

Edsal Pro-Maxx Modular Workspace - This will increase my efficiency when doing home repairs and remodeling. Plus it will save me a bunch of money. When I can't find my hammer I am forced to go to Lowes and get another one.... I have about four hammers, three measuring tapes and 12 small boxes of roofing nails now....

Shopsmith Woodworking System - Or as we call it "The direct path to the ER". I understand Southwestern Hospital will give you a rebate card for this item when you mention my name.

I would settle for a phone number to a Dell Tech Support member based in the United States Of America that speaks fluent English and actually knows how to open a laptop.