Sixteen Lessons I Learned In 2007
Some items on this list were actually lessons relearned in 2007. Those will be marked with an *.
- A person actually can get enough Corn Nuts.
- *When using a knife; cut away from your body.
- Surgeons don't joke around and kid... If a surgeon tells you, "When the nerve block wears off your shoulder is going to hurt like a mother.", you should believe him.
- Blood does not come out of white carpet.
- CSI Miami has the stupidest dialogue ever written or spoken.
- Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr Pepper is the bomb. (I'm a Pepper, she's a Pepper wouldn't you like to be a Pepper Too?)
- If your planning a remodel of your home small or large remember this simple rule. Work up your cost and time estimate. Now multiply the cost estimate by 8 and add 365 days and you will be in the ballpark. Also it would be a good idea to pay for a membership in the local ambulance service as well as your areas Life Flight medical air evacuation company.
- The insides of a frog are not green.
- If the receptionist and the nurse at the ER know your name without looking at the chart you should probably hire out your yard work as well as future remodeling projects.
- No matter how short you trim your beard it will still be gray.
- No mater how many ways you show someone that a Prairie Dog is a rodent, they still think they are cute and should be fed Cheetos.
- You can always trust a person that has a turtle as a pet.
- *When your wife says that four dogs are the limit she is serious.
- *Puppies count as dogs.
- When your wife takes the time, while driving you to the ER, to take a picture of the blood running down your face from a head wound, it is because she loves you and knows you will find it humorous someday.
- It is easier to have a fire than a garage sale.
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