Football, Wiffle Bats and Panties

I forgot to mention that yesterday I watched (If you can watch something with your eyes closed while snoring.) OU spank OSU. I am not a football guy anymore. I lived and breathed it in the old days when players bled and literally left part of themselves on the field. Now they want to take themselves out because they might get hurt. Collage is still not too bad to watch but the pro's.... give me a break. Bob Lilly had more heart than the entire 2007 Dallas team. Bob Lilly played in 196 consecutive regular-season games. He only missed one game in his entire career at Dallas. In those days he probably made 30 grand a year. These guys are making millions a year and don't sacrifice one 10th of what the guys in the old days did for the sport. That is why it is on its way out.

Maybe that's it these new guys like getting spanked.

Not spanked in a good way like when your wife dresses up like a school teacher with a pencil stuck in her hair and spanks you with a yardstick while you recite the ABC's. They like getting spanked in a bad way like when the coach would bend you over in front of the entire gym class and "spank" you twenty times with a wiffle bat for not getting dressed fast enough.

The incidents above were intended as examples only and should not be considered true in any way nor do they represent real individuals. Right? Coach Kreeger you pervert.

These male players of today could certainly take some lessons from the NWFL (National Woman's Football League) of the 70's and 80's. In Oklahoma there were at least three teams, the Tulsa Babes, the Oklahoma City Dolls and the Lawton Tornados. Whether they are winning like Dallas or loosing like OSU, these guys could take some lessons from the women of the NWFL. Lessons in sportsmanship, dedication, team spirit and if the ladies can't teach them anything else maybe, just maybe they can teach them how to pull their panties out of their crack and get back on the ball


Todays Picture:
Andy age 5 in the Wichita Mountains


 

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